Last Post, Sorry!

After Five Hundred and Seventy-Nine Million Years, I Finally Posted Something up.... AGAIN.

BUT SADLY, I'M GOING TO END MY BLOGGING DAYS, NOW.

AFTER ALL THE 70 POSTS I POSTED, I REALLY DID EXPRESS MYSELF AND HAD FUN, SHARING MY THOUGHTS AND STUFF HERE, ON MY VERY FIRST BLOG.

THANKS ALL THAT READ MY POSTS, THANKS SO MUCH!

Guess That's All,

JERRY, Signing Off, ONCE AND FOR ALL.

 

P.S.   Sorry for the March o10' Rant which I never did, SORRY!

Busted!!

Today's a Joke. Two Damn Events. "Funny"& "Owchy" events... Okay, I'll just skip to the Interesting part.

FUNNY

This is seriously... "No Comments"-ish. Actually, this is Bullsh!t! As I mentioned in my previous Post, the bloody Human (C'mon, everyone's Bloody. =D) pasted the "Tattoo" on my phone, and it over-lapped my microphone, and... yeah. So after school, I went to the stall, and asked them to remove the part of the "Tattoo" which was blocking the microphone. Okay, they did remove it, and... yeah. BUT!! After my Badminton training, I took out my headphones... And BAAM! They sealed off my 3.5mm headphone jack. Seriously, What the heck. So I just drive my headphone plug right through it.

-PISSED-

Owchy

During my Badminton training, which was before I Noticed that they sealed off my Headphone jack, -STILL PISSED-  I was told to do Lobbing (Whacking the Shuttle from both ends of the Court) for 150 times. And for 2 sets. So that means my partner and I have to whack it for 300 times in total. So after doing the Lobbing, it was like, free time. So we took a shuttle, and just stroked. And that one Fateful whack... -PHOOF!- My racket's string burst, and it became like THIS. Damnit. I heard that when you leave your racket like THIS, it will totally crack the frame and die, so I had to Cut the strings. To like THIS and finally, THIS.

Guess That's All,

Sighh, Signing Off.

P.S.   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLARE, HOPE YOU LIKE THE CAMERA. =D

Me? A Programmer?!

No idea why, people say that HTC phones suck. Okay, I know why. HTC phones don't suck, the design rocks Heck. So that states that the PHONE rocks. The Problem people says it sucks, is cause' the OPERATING SYSTEM sucks. It depends. You can also Hack into your phone, and it can even be running on Apple's OS for the iPhone! The two systems HTC are supporting are: Windows Mobile OS & Android OS. Android OS' rating, 9.5/10. Windows Mobile's rating 4.2/10. So, the final result is, WINDOWS MOBILE OS SUCKS, HTC DOESN'T!! So people, please, GET YOUR DAMN FACTS RIGHT.

Since I'm on this topic, I wanna share my latest interest. Since Android has recently hit 10'000 Apps in it's Android Market, I wanted to try out making a Java-Based Android App. I downloaded the Eclipse SDK, SWT... And I started with the famous "Hello World!" App. And when I was editing the Java Script, I saw how the script was laid out. LOL, "Laid Out." Damn corny~ =D  Why the Heck do they say "CORN-y" What's with corns? Makes no sense... Ooops, sidetracked. Back to the Java Script Lay Out. To write out the words "Hello World" You Have to Type this in:

public class Hello World {

    public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("hello world!");

    }

}

What the Heck, right? =D All that, for "Hello World!" to Pop out. But sure I now have experience, so yeah. I can make Widgets, Games and many more. =D I hope I can make something out. At that time... Y'all Better Buy It! 

Ooohh, yeah, before I sign off, there's kinda a problem in the next month's rant. there's a tie, against three topics, "Cold Yo-Mama Jokes", "Show Offs"& "Music". So yeah, I decided that I just type all Three Out. ALL OF EM'. But it'll be three short ones, tho. =D

Guess That's All,

PainInDaEnglishTeabags, Signing Off.

Pimped Up, Tho!

After 3 months of loyalty from my one and only sexy HTC Hero, I gave it a Pimping Up. I spent  $100'000 on 24-Karat Gold Plated Toilet Paper . I spent $44 to change my Already-Sexy Hero to the Pimpexy* Hero!

Before And After

So Yeah, It looks great, but there's one thing... I realized while I was typing this. THE COVERING IS BLOCKING MY MICROPHONE!! NOW I HAVE TO SHOUT TO SPEAK "NORMALLY"!!

TUESDAY... I'M GONNA COMPLAIN, AND THEY BETTER GIMME BETTER SERVICE THIS TIME. >=(

 Guess That's All,

MoneyAin'tWater, Signing Off

*Pimpexy = Pimpy+Sexy (adjective, pronounced [peem-pax-cee] )

I'm Gettin' EMO!?

Nooooo!!

I think I'm becoming Emo, *Dun Dun Dumm* and I don't really like to be called... ... "Emo-Guy". Makes me sound like some Prostitu... Nah, wrong word. Gay Faggo... Nah... Ohh, I know. Makes me sound like a little Midget sucking on his own toe. Is that possible? Cause' I don't think guys would wanna suck their toes, cause' if they could, they would already be sucking on something else, rather than sucking their toes... =D Anyways, I have Three Damn evidences that supports the Fact that I'm becoming Emo. And I'm gonna' explain em'.

I'M

EXPLAININ'

 

I seriously don't know what the Heck happened to me, but suddenly I have all these Signs, that makes me an Emo person, which a Hell lotta' people hate. So I just wanna share em' with ya'll, any comments... Just Tag. =D

                                                                                                                                    

Okay, The First Evidence Is:

I'M LOVIN' METAL SONGS

Okay, I seriously have the sudden Craze for METAL songs. Is That Weird? Damn, I used to think that those who likes METAL songs are No-Life Faggots. And... Ehh, Obviously, I take em' back. =D  But I only like those with Insane Guitar Solos, or just nicely placed Frets, like "Through The Fire And Flames", which I have it in the Playlist. "Afterlife" Rocks too. =D Concentrate on the Guitars only. Feel the Awesomeness!! =D  But I still Hate Heavy METAL, though.
                                                                                                                                    

And The Second Evidence Is:

I'M GETTIN' -MORE- VULGAR

Okay this part I must really Really... REALLY change. I think for this 1... 2, actually, 2 weeks I've used 2.81 times more vulgarities then I did for the previous month. Which is... Really Bad. So, yeah... GOTTA CHANGE THAT! I also started to get Pissed fast. And very Easily. And that is NOT GOOD. It SUCKS.

                                                                                                              

The Last And Final Evidence Is:

I'M REACHIN' HOME REALLY EARLY

 

 I'm reaching home like, 2+ every day! Then I'll be like, "Eehh... Okay, NOW WHAT?!" It's bored at home. Tried to re-watch "Lost" and, or even "CSI:MIAMI" Bad Idea.... I totally knew the stories, and it was just frickin' boring. Screw Boring-ness! Screw Boring-ness in the Ass, with a 14-Inch Spiked-Dildo! Does that even exist? All I can do is surf the internet, which is boring as Hell.

                                                                                                            

Guess That's All,

 Emo-Guy , Signing Off

P.S.   I took like, 2 days to post this. LOL

Ooops, My Bad.

Have you ever got so bored bout' a speech/act, that when the person talking ask you to write/do something out, you just screw it up like Hell, but you have not a Midget bit of intentions to do that? Hahaha, I have, during Badminton training.

So, I was supposed to sit down at a corner with all the other players, to mark attendance, I think. And that Frickin'-ass cher' took so Damn Frickin' long to just call One Damn Frickin' NAME. So after calling 20-25 names, it was my turn. I had to check that my particulars were correct, and I saw my phone number was wrong. Screw that, So I wrote it down. At The Damn Attendance Column, On My Other Friend's Name Row, In Red Pen.

Hahaha, So at the next training session, the cher' came to me. I Wrote My Corrected Number Wrongly. Nine Digits. Lol, so Damn Paiseh can. =D

Guess That's All,

BlurBlur, Signing Off.

Watch Out For Tha- ... Nevermind...

Well, Happy CNY? Damn, I feel Gay when I say that. Gayness, Whoo hoo!  =D Anyway, my Ang Bao (Red Packets) money have to be HALFED, no idea why. So... yeah. It sucks, but Better than Nothin'! Anyways...

I -PERSONALLY- EXPERIENCED

RETARDED MIDGETS

Okay, I admit. The JAN o10' RANT, on Retarded Midgets was not Actually Funny. Maybe for you, a little giggle here, and there... and Down THERE, but it's still not funny. =) It's More to the Factual Side. So since I have the actual Experience now, Imma Shoot It Out! Watch Out MIDGETS!!

Okay, I seriously frickin' hate whoever's Kid that came to my house, and F*cked my dog in the Ass. And he actually thought he was Kind, Helpful, Gay, Black, Animal Abusive, Cute, Thoughtful, Abusive and Adorable. But NO! He almost killed my 10-year old Pup! He was just like, taking  a Smurf-Bolster and just Screwing my li'l Pup in her Asshole! I was like, "This time I'll cloze an eye on your Abusive actions...  I see you so Midget-ish, and your Mother gave me 2 buc... Wait... 2 BUCKS?! F*CK  YOU, MIDGET!!" Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 4 bucks. ... Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 22 bucks. ... ... Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 6, I guess. Okay, Sidetracked. Back on the Animal Abuse. He literally Grabbed her Soft, Tender Paws and Yank em' up so high till' her Intestines feel the tension, and her Weak, Fragile Bones would be strained to the Max. And when she couldn't take in anymore Bullsh!t, He just lets her go, making her, my Pup, Crash into the ground like the Oceanic Flight 815. Her Cries could be heard a Mile away, her Tears could fill a Pumpkin up... But she's Cool, she's Fine. Except she was Limping and Bleeding to Death.

-Moral of the Story-

Beware of 3-7 year old  kids  MIDGETS that comes to your house... They'll F*ck You Up. Maybe not you, but they'll F*ck something up, alright.

Guess That's All,
Turbanator!, Signing Off.

Bored! & FEB o10' RANT

Damnit, I'm Frickin' bored. I need new Music! Anyone has any suggestions, like an Artist/Band? Please suggest! Besides that....

I EXPERIENCED

LAGS

Don't you just Hate it, when you're surfing the Net, and everything's going smoothly, good internet connections, comfortable seat, nice breeze, no Indians in sight, favorite song's on... When SUDDENLY! Your tab was loading, and you see this Annoying Piece of Crap. I just Hate that Stupid Thing On My Damn Screen! I Frickin' Hate Another thing too. When I was Playing F.O.F (Frets On Fire, It's a Rhythm-Based-PC game), When SUDDENLY! It Frickin' Lags again, and my 300+ hit combo just disappeared in a Screw-Up Sound. I was like, "You Know What? Eh, You Know What?! SCREW YOU IN THE ASS WITH HITLER'S DAMN MUSTACHE!!" Another thing! I just Hate it when you Type something Damn long, like a Paragraph, or a Rant, and you're only concentrating on the keyboard... When SUDDENLY! You look up and you see the screen BLANK. You didn't type Sh!t. Hahaha, that actually did happen to me when I was Typing a Rant, the Jan o10' Rant. =D

-----FEB o10' RANT-----

Lame FaceBook Games

Have you ever see a Facebook Game ad, and it looks totally Awesome, but when you really go and play it, it sucks like a Black Midget Taking A Shit On the Floor? I've never actually done that, but... I can feel your pain. =D I've taken lots of Facebook Quizzes, and I just Hate those that have Super-Ass Lame Answers for their Quizzes! Example...

**Do u tink i like 2 eat veggie?

1) yesh

2) noo

3) yes

4) maybe

5) nope

See the utter Loser-ness? What's the Diff between "Yesh" and "Yes"? Besides that "H", duh... And the question is totally Lame, who the Heck cares if He/ She/ Shim/ It likes to eat Vegetables? And the Spelling for "2" is "Two". And the answer "Maybe" doesn't even answer the question! Another thing, I don't get what so fun about FishWrangler, FarmVille, MafiaWars, FishVille, HappyAquarium ... ?? I don't feel the Fun-ness in those games, man. I'm not trying to say that whoever plays that is Gay, but i just don't feel the Kick. =D

Guess That's All,

 Desperate?, Signing Off.

**This is just for explanatory purposes only, I'm not that Gay.

Oww! Owch, Man!!

Sigh... Can't believe my coach didn't let me play in the Doubles yesterday. Instead, he replaced me with... with a... a... a.... BLACK GUY. I GOT FRICKIN' REPLACED BY A DAMN, SCREWED UP BLACKY! Damn, I feel damn insulted... The coach thinks that I'm noobier than a Frickin' BLACK GUY... NOOOOO!!!!!

Anyways, we lost to Ngee Ann Sec, so we're through this season. Wednesday, we'll be playing against Dunman High. I just wanna play, damn! Screw that BLACK GUY, Damnit! Anyways....

I EXPERIENCED

EPIC OWCH'S

 Have you ever seen something that hurt damn bad, and you go like, "Owch... Poor guy..." but somehow someone finds it  funny  Hilarious when it's not funny at all cause' it hurts other people?

I know I frickin' do, cause' there's a hell lotta' Youtube videos that shows that. This is the "Epic Owch's" Video. Seriously, this video is EPIC. Full of EPIC OWCH's. The first one is... Owch-y. And I just realized today that 2 of my friends that I actually hung out together are a Tera-Sized PussyBox and a Gigantic B!tchSandwich, that toys with people's feelings. And that Frickin' Sucks. Might sound Gay, I know. But it's real serious to the Person.

DON'T DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU DON'T MEAN IT, OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD...

Guess That's All,

iRandomness, Signing Off

Oh My Gawd, EPIC!

I just Frickin' saw the by far most Epic thing on Earth during badminton today... I saw a Full Pink Colored Racket! Everything, Frame, String, Grip... Awesome. That Dunman High dude has the Pimpest racket in the world! I went like, "Son Of A 13-Year Old Virgin... I WANT ONE OF THAT RACKETS!!" But instead of Pink, I think I'll go with White, or Black. Fully White or Black. But then my grip would be screwed hard in the ass if it's White, and Full Black already taken... Anyways, for the 2nd round, my school was supposed to play against these 3  retardedly good  Schools. Dunman High, Dunman Sec and Ngee Ann Sec. Almost won Dunman Sec... =(  Screw them! Anyways...

I EXPERIENCED

DUMB ASS KIDS

There's this characteristic, that always seems to be in Kids nowadays. And that characteristic is one of many which I Frickin' hate. They're Hyperactive, they're Dumb, they have practically no I.Q. what so Frickin' ever, they deserve to be shot 23 times by an M16 directly into their ass holes, they're rude, and they Squirm for no reason. I was in church the other day, and somehow it seemed like that day was "Bring your kids to the main service to Piss off all other innocent people possible who are listening to the gospel" day. They were drawing, they were stomping, one was humping the floor, one was taking pictures with the bright ass flash, one was moaning... =D Anyways, that mum could be raped by the father, so she got pregnant early, so to avoid being screwed, married the rapist and get screwed for life. Ooohh, now it becoming clearer... No wonder the Kid's retarded.

Guess That's All For Now,

iDevastation, Signing Off

Ohhh, Furry...

Okay, the poll for "The Next Rant's Topic" has ended, and I also have the Concluded answer for the winner for FEBRUARY o10' RANT! The winner is... *Drum roll* "LAME FACEBOOK GAMES"!  I can't count how many frickin' times I typed "FACEBOOK" as "FACKBOOK". I have No-idea how the heck I can type that, I mean, "E" and "K" are so damn far away, like ITALY and INDIA. But just like a Wise Guy once said, "The Cats Can Fly, Cause' They Have Wings." =D  Ohh, and ...


I EXPERIENCED
NOISY DOGS
(Literally, Dogs)
I always wanted, all my life to talk bout' my little dog at home, since like, yesterday. My li'l Dog's birthday just passed, and she is now a whuppin' 10 years old. BTW, she's already 70 years old in dog years. I know, she can already be your pet's ancestor. But this Petite little Pup can Yank out a frickin' loud Bark! And she kinda goes crazy when it's her dinner. She's been in my house for like, all her life. I think she only stepped outta' the house less than 50 times. Imagine being trapped in a house, only being able to go out 5 times per frickin' year. I feel damn guilty too, damn. But every night, she'll sleep beside me. =D  how cute. These are my favourite Pictures of her. =)

Guess That's All,
RootBeerRocks, Signing Off.

N... No.... NOOOOOO!!

Damn, got Thrashed by AHS in Badminton yesterday. I Frickin' hate AHS, the Government should just put all the Hormone-Filled Nerds there. And the Screwed part is, I was Joking bout' playing the First Doubles, and in the pairing up, I really did play First Doubles, instead of the Second Doubles. And the weaker AHS ones were the Second Doubles. And We Got Thrashed. SINGLE DIGIT. Son Of B!tches!! It's Not Fair! Test Their Piss! Steroids, Steroids, I tell you! Or maybe Hormones! Hahaha, okayokay, fine. I Admit, they were outta our League. =D Ohh, I also Completed my ONLY exciting Wii Game, "The Legend Of Zelda, Twilight Princess". I know it sounds really Gay, but it's Frickin' Fun. Now I'm Bored. D=  And besides that...

I EXPERIENCED
STUPID, LAME ANSWERS

Don't you just hate it, when you ask somebody something, and they give you answers that don't actually Answer your Question like it was supposed to be answered, instead they Answer random, no link Answers to Answer you? I know I do, I experience it EVERYDAY. And I know many of y'all experienced this too. And if you don't understand me, lemme give you an Example.

So, now Omega (Ω) is talking to Delta (Δ)

Ω: Hey Delta, Lemme Ask You Something. What Food Do You Like?

Δ : Err, I Don't Know How To Clean Fans, But I Can Knit Tho.

Ω: Ohh Kay... That Wasn't Really What I Asked you, Dude. Seriously, What?

Δ :I Told You, I Love The Smurfs, Yo.

Ω: C'mon, I Wanna Buy You Lunch, Man. Answer The Damn Question.

Δ : Okay, Okay. I'll Tell You. I Actually Hate Romans, And French.

Ω: Screw You, Dude.

See How Frickin' Annoying That Is?! I also Personally Hate the answer "I Don't Know". Seriously, if you're gonna say that to me when I ask you a damn Simple Question, then I suggest you go watch the movie "The Golden Compass", or watch the movie "Memoirs Of A Geisha". Cause' those movies are for peeps like you, if you know what I mean. =D

Guess That's All,

ϡ (Sampi), Signing Off.

How In The Heck.... ??

Have you ever seen/ smelled/ touched/  humped/ killed/  heard something that Made no sense, but somehow did make some sense, cause' it actually happened when it doesn't Make sense? I know I have. I actually experienced it, and it just... It was just... it... It just... I... It just.... It... Just... ... Made no sense. I threw in a Netball into the Netball Pole from the 3-Pointer area, and it somehow went in. I Smashed the Net in Badminton and it went through the net. I chopped a Tomato into 3 Equal Pieces in one fast Slice. I threw a piece of Tissue Paper out and it hit a Bird and it died. I also invented something that turns bright when I flick a tiny Switch, and it goes dark when I flick it again. I threw a Fishball through a Turban. ... Probably should'nt say that, eh? =D I know. WTF, right? I know, I know... The Damn Fishball Flew Into The Turban and Out. I'm not shure if I actually Missed, but I saw it was gonna hit, and it didn't. So, the Moral of the story is, "Beware Those who Possess A Turban, They Are The TURBANATORS!" *Dun-Dun Dum!* =D  I also...

I EXPERIENCED

WEIRD, AWKWARD, RANDOM SOUNDS  

It just scares me, when a quiet place, like the toilet (not when you have Constipation or Diarrhea) And all of a sudden, a Weird, Screwed up sound just goes off. "Kwwweaaaaa!!" That actually did happen to me, and I jumped up. I Frickin' did. I don't know what the Heck it was, but it totally freaked me out. Toilets have the Weirdest stuff in em'. Another place would be the Bus. When you're sitting all alone at your seat, no one's talking loudly, the sun shines on your face, the Air-Con's ain't too cold, and you say "Aaahh, how Awesome!" (Btw, when I was typing that part, I had a De-Ja-Vu. Creeeepy. =D)  And then, all of a sudden, really quickly, suddenly, all of a sudden, suddenly, all of a sudden,  Sudde...   A fat-ass Aunty "drops" on the seat beside you, and makes you fly up, and she gives you that "Heh heh, don't mind me" face. And for the rest of the journey, she rapidly Farts and Burps loudy. That would just Suck! =D Heh heh, Random.

Guess That's All.

6thSense, Signing Off.

P.S.   COLOSSALMON!! It's -mostly- EVERYWHERE!!! =D

What A Loser...

Have you ever liked something that someone gave you, like a sweet, and you seriously like it, but don't have the guts to ask for another, cause' it'll make you loose face? Well, I know I have. I FRICKIN' LIKED THAT GUMMY BEAR!! =D  I didn't have the guts to ask my SpringField Opponent to give me more high shots for me to WHACK! Heh heh, against SpringField, 4-1 Win. Yay! For my game, We won 8-21, 11-21. =D You know what that means? That means BDS is up for the 2nd Round for the first time! Hurray! And Imm'a get a treat from my Coach. =D Besides that...

 I EXPERIENCED

STUPID, LARD-FILLED MEAT BAGS

Have you ever met a really Dumb, Idiotic, Fat-Ass, Act-Cute, Clumsy Ass crack? I know I did, and he is a Serious Stupid Loser, which can't do anything right. Can't believe he survived till' now with that Low I.Q. Not Trying to say my I.Q. is damn frickin' high, but at least I'm not a Lard-Filled, 24/7 Boner-Possession Beggar. He is just plain Pathetic, I have seriously No Word Explanation for this Loser... ... Except the  word  Phrase "Stupid Piece Of Walking Sh!t With A Midget Brain, Or Maybe No Brain At All." And the word "Pathetic". I hope in my life, and in your life, We will not meet one of this Pathetic Loser/ Beggar/ Orphan/F-ckFace/ D!ckFace/ Desperate/ Never-Able-To-Be-Married/ AssFace.

Guess That's All,

NoSpell, Signing Off.

Hey! That's Mine!

Hahaha, my Badminton Tournament against Jun Yuan Sec (never heard of em') yesterday was Hilarious!!! My opponent was literally a Midget, and a Fat-Ass Dude. And before I tell you the second part, lemme get this straight. -IT WAS AN ORDER BY MY COACH TO WHACK THE MIDGET- It wasn't me that hate Midgets, and wanted to Repeatedly Smash him! I LOVE MIDGETS! But my Coach Insisted me to the whack the Midget till' his Mum constipated till' death! He said "I want you both (me and my partner) to keep on whacking the "Shortie"." Hahaha, the Fat-Ass Dude didn't do sh!t, and me and my Buddy kept on smashing the "Little Guy". You should've seen his Constipated face when we Smashed him. In the end, my school Pwned them 5-0, All matches won. My score against the "Big-Guy" and the "Little-Guy" was 12-21, 12-21. It was  EPIC AWWWESOMENESS TO THE MAXIMUM!! Ooohh, And also...

I EXPERIENCED

UN-ORIGINAL NOOBS

Every body knows this feeling. When you invented a Good Joke, or a Cool Word, there will be this group of Noobs all round', that would just snatch your All-Original Joke or Word away. Don't you just hate that? I know I do, cause' in my class, I'm the top Victim for that. Damn, I really Frickin' hate that. Those losers can just go home, and suck on their Mum's nips, find a life, and go away, Very far away. I know every one would fall Victim to this, cause' there a Hell Lott'a people out there, which have no good Ideas, and just wanna steal from those little creative people out there. The part that sucks? My class has a Frickin' lott'a those kinda people. And it just Sucks Llamas toes, don't cha' agree?

Well, another tournament against Springfield Sec, So Wish Me Luck! =D

Guess That's All,

AddictedToZeldaTP, Signing Off.

Noisy Piece Of Sh!t! & JAN o'10 RANT

Ever think that Rhinos could jump over 13 crates of oranges and sing the American National Anthem while biting on a rotton banana 4 months old at the same time? I had thunk about that too, and for today, I got whacked in my face by a Netball. So, all my Dignity is lost, I'll need time to find em' back, Specs got screwed, so... yeah, I fixed it. And  Besides that...

I EXPERIENCED

NOISY EGOTISTIC PEOPLE

Don't you just Frickin' hate it, when a Random, Screwed up White/Black/Any Other Colored Guy come up to you when you're talking to your Own friends, and he feels left out, so he starts talking Crap not related to you and tries to join in the conversation with you, and still uses the Frickin' accents that he has to talk, and thinks it's cool? "Ohh... Yea, yea. I teeeink I nooe wauht ya'll peepol ah tokin' a'baout." Then he starts Talking Greek to you. THAT SUCKS. Noisy and Nosy White People, STAY HOME! YOU SUCK. Go suck your Fish or something. And Black Guys... ... What's there to say... =) Just Like Russell Peters say, "Indian people can't help but be cheap, it's in their blood to be cheap." For me, I disagree. Yeahh, I disagreed to something that's supposed to be bad. But why? Lemme tell you why. I don't think Indians are cheap, cause' Indians ... err.... Wait, Indians are Cheap. =D

-----JAN o'10 RANT-----

Retarded Midgets

Finally, one topic that I actually wanted to talk bout'. =D Okay, for ya'll  Noobs  People That still don't know the Pimpest word round' yet, Midget, I've kindly Provided the... Link! Go read it yourself, Punk. I don't wanna type it out. ... I don't wanna Copy & Paste it either. =)   Like some of you people that have a Baby or toddler in around the Household might know/realize, babies are literally "A PAIN IN THE ASS" in both Roman And Irish, and maybe even Netherlands. "Babies Just Remind Me Of Retarded Midgets" says Shane Dawson. =D I totally agree, so I wanted to give My view of "Retarded Midgets" as well. Okay, people in Singapore don't really meet or see Retarded people or even just any Midgets, is because they're most likely Trapped in their home till' Eternity. So no one would ever see them. But think bout' this, if bout' 93% of Singaporean Midgets stay at home till' Eternity, There's only left with 7% of the Midgets out there. In That 7%, what are the Chances for one to be Retarded? And so, what are the chances he/she/shim would ever come outta' the house? Okay, another point. Some, or even all people that hear other people talk, make jokes or laugh at Midgets would say those people are Mean. But in those people, 96.72% said they would laugh too. But the Other 3.28% of people, they Lied. So everybody would at least get the urge to talk bout' Midgets, let alone Retarded ones. =D

Presenting...

THE MIDGET CHEER!

Let's Go!

Five, Four, Three, Two, One,

Oooohh~ ...

M! to the, I! to the, D! to the, G! to the, E! to the, T!

M - I - D - G - E - T

Goooo~ ...

MIDGETS!!!

Guess That's All,

100Pa'centMidgetSupporter, Signing Off.

Weirdo, 12 o' Clock.

Okay, before I start, I wanted to say that the Previous Post, "Till' You Experienced" was my Blog's 50th Post, so it's a real Milestone for me, so.... yeah. Well, I also got my Badminton's "C" division Boys Captain to play with me doubles in my upcomin' E-Zone Tournament, which falls on a Wednesday, 20th January. So, Good Luck to me on that. So, besides that....

I EXPERIENCED

SCREWED UP PRINT-TEES

Okay, this one would be damn funny. Today when I was visiting my Sweet L'il Granny, ( BTW, She's hospitalized, so May she get better soon.)  I saw this Uncle wearing a Shirt with this printed on his shirt.  "I Got Laid, Hawaiian Style! (with lots of gay flowers surrounding it)"  ... ... Yes, it's frickin' weird, and No, HE IS NOT RELATED TO ME. What the heck's with "Hawaiian Style"? Damnit, what kinda store would wanna sell that? I bet, he does not know Sh!t, bout' what's printed on his Shirt, which he was wearing it and walking round in the damn Hospital. I also saw this printed on some Auntie's shirt.  "Imma' Virgin, Baby!"  She's like, Crying, 60-70+ years old, with 3 kids and 2 more adults? So I went like, "Okay..."  So, If you have any weird, screwed up Print -Tees like those, Please, PLEASE,  Do Not  Try  Wear This At Home, Or Anywhere Else.

Guess That's All,

WTFITISAL, Signing Off.

P.S.   WTFITISAL means "WTF, I Thought I Saw A Llama!" =D

Till' You Experienced

Yesterday is so damn F-cked Up. It just Sucks Kangaroo's Dicks, you know why? Cause' I'm frickin' tired, there's Badminton tomorrow, it was 11pm, I need energy for tomorrow, and I'm f-ckin' Screwed up my Ass here! Not literally, duh. That'd be Damn Bloody Gay. Okay, so Yesterday night...

I EXPERIENCED

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

It all started out when I was innocently walking to my room, getting ready to sleep. I jumped into my bed, and tried to sleep. I clozed my eyes, an I couldn't get to sleep. I went like "Damnit, Son of a B!tch, can't frickin' Sleep." So I just tried again. But no, I still can't sleep. I tried lots of ways, Count sheep, count Llamas, count sheep that look like llamas, count llamas that looked like sheep, counted monkey that looked like Obama, count Obama that look like llama, sleep on the floor, read Hamlet, count sheeps that look like Bush, and still, I can't sleep. After that, I got my Dad to sleep at my Main Hall with me. We talked alotta Stuff. But then, when we were chatting, we came across my Grandma's condition. She has been saying she can't sleep for already a month. I can't even handle a day. Some of you people might already be thinking, "You can't sleep? So what!? And you sleep with your Dad? That's like, soo immature, and Gay." Well, then I have 2 words for ya'. SCREW YOU, Ass Crack. Actually, that's 4... Anyway, My Dad also talked bout' if someone couldn't take a piss, what will happen? most of you would just say like, "Ohh, big frickin' deal, don't piss luh." Then I have another 2 words for ya'. SHIT BAG. Imagine, -you're innocently sleeping, and dreaming of something awesome, when suddenly... You wake up, realizing that you bladder was at it's maximum. "Oh sh!t. What should I do when I needa piss? Ohh right! I Piss!" So you make your way to the toilet. When you let it go, it can seem to come out, like the Beavers built a dam at your Bladder's "exit-hole", sealing it up.- Then What Would You Do? Hahaha, After that, I managed to sleep at 3 am., Amazingly.

Guess That's All,

TomatoPeanuts, Signing Off

P.S.   SCREW YOU. =D

First Day.

Well, today's the first day of schooling on o'10. I woke up at 6:11am, damnit. Nothing to say for today... Well, seems now there's not really anytime for long posts, I think I'd rather do little posts on stuff I stumbled upon in my day. So today, I Experienced...

I EXPERIENCED

BODY ODOR

 Okay, I can stand Unglam-ness, I can also stand Sick Crap hanging from your nose, or even outta your pants. I can also stand a Llama taking a Sh!t. But not Extreme Body Stench. I was brutally Gang Banged by the Immense Stink-ish-ness by 3 people surrounding me, excluding the Bus stench today, for 5 minutes, and it was NOT good. I know I'm not the Most "Fragrant" person in the world, but at least I know that I don't smell like A Sock worn for 4 weeks without washing, stuffed with BullSh!t, then Soaked in spoilt Goat Milk for 3 days, then sunned for 5 days and swinged around in circles, then ovals, then Wrapped in Banana Leaves and Baked for 2 days and then gets soaked in Horse Piss til' eternity. Yeah, the Indian Guy, the Indian lady, the bus stench and another dude's Hairy-Ass armpit smells like... ... What else?

Guess That's All,

AmericanSlanga', Signing Off.

Whole New Decade.

Yeahyeahyeah, as all of you would know, every one in the World probably has a "Happy New Year, I Wish You All The Best In 2010!" message in they're message inbox. Everyone that has a phone would have one. I woke up this morning, I saw 12 messages, guess what I saw? Yup, I saw... "Happy New Year, I Wish You All The Best In 2010!" so yeah. Y'all can feel free to Tag me how many "2010 Congratz" message you have. Hahaha. Not that I don't like em', though. I mean, I like it. But... Yeah. =)

Well, school gonna reopen, *crowd roars from afar* I'm really excited. I'm not sure about you guys, but I am. These holidays are just plain boring. I've also only bought 3 books for school, so I think I'm kinda screwed. Oh well, like I always say, F-ck It. Anyways, I can buy em' in school, so, yeah.

So about yesterday's countdown, I think, just my opinion, it SUCKS. The sound quality was Bad, people performing just can't do what they're supposed to do. Okay, so now I'll talk bout' what my Haters would say. They'll most likely say "You can't say that, can you Sing? No right?!" or... "You can't even scratch the records like the DJs, so shut up la!". Yes, I can read your minds. Well, if you said that, then I've got something for you. What starts with an "O" and ends with a "N" and it rhymes with "Opinion"?

People also talk bout' their New Year's Resolution. So I'm gonna talk bout' it too. So my New Year's Resolution is to Not be such of a Jerk in 2010, and anything else that does not make a bad impression of myself. =) I've also got the final result for the 2010 January's Rant, and the topic is "Retarded Midgets", and I'll be posting that at around 15-20 January o'10.

Okay, on the serious note, Happy New Year, All.

Because this Is Not Just A New Year. It's A New Start, A Whole New Decade.


Guess That's All,
MaliciousAcademia, Signing Off