Pimped Up, Tho!

After 3 months of loyalty from my one and only sexy HTC Hero, I gave it a Pimping Up. I spent  $100'000 on 24-Karat Gold Plated Toilet Paper . I spent $44 to change my Already-Sexy Hero to the Pimpexy* Hero!

Before And After

So Yeah, It looks great, but there's one thing... I realized while I was typing this. THE COVERING IS BLOCKING MY MICROPHONE!! NOW I HAVE TO SHOUT TO SPEAK "NORMALLY"!!

TUESDAY... I'M GONNA COMPLAIN, AND THEY BETTER GIMME BETTER SERVICE THIS TIME. >=(

 Guess That's All,

MoneyAin'tWater, Signing Off

*Pimpexy = Pimpy+Sexy (adjective, pronounced [peem-pax-cee] )

I'm Gettin' EMO!?

Nooooo!!

I think I'm becoming Emo, *Dun Dun Dumm* and I don't really like to be called... ... "Emo-Guy". Makes me sound like some Prostitu... Nah, wrong word. Gay Faggo... Nah... Ohh, I know. Makes me sound like a little Midget sucking on his own toe. Is that possible? Cause' I don't think guys would wanna suck their toes, cause' if they could, they would already be sucking on something else, rather than sucking their toes... =D Anyways, I have Three Damn evidences that supports the Fact that I'm becoming Emo. And I'm gonna' explain em'.

I'M

EXPLAININ'

 

I seriously don't know what the Heck happened to me, but suddenly I have all these Signs, that makes me an Emo person, which a Hell lotta' people hate. So I just wanna share em' with ya'll, any comments... Just Tag. =D

                                                                                                                                    

Okay, The First Evidence Is:

I'M LOVIN' METAL SONGS

Okay, I seriously have the sudden Craze for METAL songs. Is That Weird? Damn, I used to think that those who likes METAL songs are No-Life Faggots. And... Ehh, Obviously, I take em' back. =D  But I only like those with Insane Guitar Solos, or just nicely placed Frets, like "Through The Fire And Flames", which I have it in the Playlist. "Afterlife" Rocks too. =D Concentrate on the Guitars only. Feel the Awesomeness!! =D  But I still Hate Heavy METAL, though.
                                                                                                                                    

And The Second Evidence Is:

I'M GETTIN' -MORE- VULGAR

Okay this part I must really Really... REALLY change. I think for this 1... 2, actually, 2 weeks I've used 2.81 times more vulgarities then I did for the previous month. Which is... Really Bad. So, yeah... GOTTA CHANGE THAT! I also started to get Pissed fast. And very Easily. And that is NOT GOOD. It SUCKS.

                                                                                                              

The Last And Final Evidence Is:

I'M REACHIN' HOME REALLY EARLY

 

 I'm reaching home like, 2+ every day! Then I'll be like, "Eehh... Okay, NOW WHAT?!" It's bored at home. Tried to re-watch "Lost" and, or even "CSI:MIAMI" Bad Idea.... I totally knew the stories, and it was just frickin' boring. Screw Boring-ness! Screw Boring-ness in the Ass, with a 14-Inch Spiked-Dildo! Does that even exist? All I can do is surf the internet, which is boring as Hell.

                                                                                                            

Guess That's All,

 Emo-Guy , Signing Off

P.S.   I took like, 2 days to post this. LOL

Ooops, My Bad.

Have you ever got so bored bout' a speech/act, that when the person talking ask you to write/do something out, you just screw it up like Hell, but you have not a Midget bit of intentions to do that? Hahaha, I have, during Badminton training.

So, I was supposed to sit down at a corner with all the other players, to mark attendance, I think. And that Frickin'-ass cher' took so Damn Frickin' long to just call One Damn Frickin' NAME. So after calling 20-25 names, it was my turn. I had to check that my particulars were correct, and I saw my phone number was wrong. Screw that, So I wrote it down. At The Damn Attendance Column, On My Other Friend's Name Row, In Red Pen.

Hahaha, So at the next training session, the cher' came to me. I Wrote My Corrected Number Wrongly. Nine Digits. Lol, so Damn Paiseh can. =D

Guess That's All,

BlurBlur, Signing Off.

Watch Out For Tha- ... Nevermind...

Well, Happy CNY? Damn, I feel Gay when I say that. Gayness, Whoo hoo!  =D Anyway, my Ang Bao (Red Packets) money have to be HALFED, no idea why. So... yeah. It sucks, but Better than Nothin'! Anyways...

I -PERSONALLY- EXPERIENCED

RETARDED MIDGETS

Okay, I admit. The JAN o10' RANT, on Retarded Midgets was not Actually Funny. Maybe for you, a little giggle here, and there... and Down THERE, but it's still not funny. =) It's More to the Factual Side. So since I have the actual Experience now, Imma Shoot It Out! Watch Out MIDGETS!!

Okay, I seriously frickin' hate whoever's Kid that came to my house, and F*cked my dog in the Ass. And he actually thought he was Kind, Helpful, Gay, Black, Animal Abusive, Cute, Thoughtful, Abusive and Adorable. But NO! He almost killed my 10-year old Pup! He was just like, taking  a Smurf-Bolster and just Screwing my li'l Pup in her Asshole! I was like, "This time I'll cloze an eye on your Abusive actions...  I see you so Midget-ish, and your Mother gave me 2 buc... Wait... 2 BUCKS?! F*CK  YOU, MIDGET!!" Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 4 bucks. ... Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 22 bucks. ... ... Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 6, I guess. Okay, Sidetracked. Back on the Animal Abuse. He literally Grabbed her Soft, Tender Paws and Yank em' up so high till' her Intestines feel the tension, and her Weak, Fragile Bones would be strained to the Max. And when she couldn't take in anymore Bullsh!t, He just lets her go, making her, my Pup, Crash into the ground like the Oceanic Flight 815. Her Cries could be heard a Mile away, her Tears could fill a Pumpkin up... But she's Cool, she's Fine. Except she was Limping and Bleeding to Death.

-Moral of the Story-

Beware of 3-7 year old  kids  MIDGETS that comes to your house... They'll F*ck You Up. Maybe not you, but they'll F*ck something up, alright.

Guess That's All,
Turbanator!, Signing Off.

Bored! & FEB o10' RANT

Damnit, I'm Frickin' bored. I need new Music! Anyone has any suggestions, like an Artist/Band? Please suggest! Besides that....

I EXPERIENCED

LAGS

Don't you just Hate it, when you're surfing the Net, and everything's going smoothly, good internet connections, comfortable seat, nice breeze, no Indians in sight, favorite song's on... When SUDDENLY! Your tab was loading, and you see this Annoying Piece of Crap. I just Hate that Stupid Thing On My Damn Screen! I Frickin' Hate Another thing too. When I was Playing F.O.F (Frets On Fire, It's a Rhythm-Based-PC game), When SUDDENLY! It Frickin' Lags again, and my 300+ hit combo just disappeared in a Screw-Up Sound. I was like, "You Know What? Eh, You Know What?! SCREW YOU IN THE ASS WITH HITLER'S DAMN MUSTACHE!!" Another thing! I just Hate it when you Type something Damn long, like a Paragraph, or a Rant, and you're only concentrating on the keyboard... When SUDDENLY! You look up and you see the screen BLANK. You didn't type Sh!t. Hahaha, that actually did happen to me when I was Typing a Rant, the Jan o10' Rant. =D

-----FEB o10' RANT-----

Lame FaceBook Games

Have you ever see a Facebook Game ad, and it looks totally Awesome, but when you really go and play it, it sucks like a Black Midget Taking A Shit On the Floor? I've never actually done that, but... I can feel your pain. =D I've taken lots of Facebook Quizzes, and I just Hate those that have Super-Ass Lame Answers for their Quizzes! Example...

**Do u tink i like 2 eat veggie?

1) yesh

2) noo

3) yes

4) maybe

5) nope

See the utter Loser-ness? What's the Diff between "Yesh" and "Yes"? Besides that "H", duh... And the question is totally Lame, who the Heck cares if He/ She/ Shim/ It likes to eat Vegetables? And the Spelling for "2" is "Two". And the answer "Maybe" doesn't even answer the question! Another thing, I don't get what so fun about FishWrangler, FarmVille, MafiaWars, FishVille, HappyAquarium ... ?? I don't feel the Fun-ness in those games, man. I'm not trying to say that whoever plays that is Gay, but i just don't feel the Kick. =D

Guess That's All,

 Desperate?, Signing Off.

**This is just for explanatory purposes only, I'm not that Gay.

Oww! Owch, Man!!

Sigh... Can't believe my coach didn't let me play in the Doubles yesterday. Instead, he replaced me with... with a... a... a.... BLACK GUY. I GOT FRICKIN' REPLACED BY A DAMN, SCREWED UP BLACKY! Damn, I feel damn insulted... The coach thinks that I'm noobier than a Frickin' BLACK GUY... NOOOOO!!!!!

Anyways, we lost to Ngee Ann Sec, so we're through this season. Wednesday, we'll be playing against Dunman High. I just wanna play, damn! Screw that BLACK GUY, Damnit! Anyways....

I EXPERIENCED

EPIC OWCH'S

 Have you ever seen something that hurt damn bad, and you go like, "Owch... Poor guy..." but somehow someone finds it  funny  Hilarious when it's not funny at all cause' it hurts other people?

I know I frickin' do, cause' there's a hell lotta' Youtube videos that shows that. This is the "Epic Owch's" Video. Seriously, this video is EPIC. Full of EPIC OWCH's. The first one is... Owch-y. And I just realized today that 2 of my friends that I actually hung out together are a Tera-Sized PussyBox and a Gigantic B!tchSandwich, that toys with people's feelings. And that Frickin' Sucks. Might sound Gay, I know. But it's real serious to the Person.

DON'T DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU DON'T MEAN IT, OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD...

Guess That's All,

iRandomness, Signing Off

Oh My Gawd, EPIC!

I just Frickin' saw the by far most Epic thing on Earth during badminton today... I saw a Full Pink Colored Racket! Everything, Frame, String, Grip... Awesome. That Dunman High dude has the Pimpest racket in the world! I went like, "Son Of A 13-Year Old Virgin... I WANT ONE OF THAT RACKETS!!" But instead of Pink, I think I'll go with White, or Black. Fully White or Black. But then my grip would be screwed hard in the ass if it's White, and Full Black already taken... Anyways, for the 2nd round, my school was supposed to play against these 3  retardedly good  Schools. Dunman High, Dunman Sec and Ngee Ann Sec. Almost won Dunman Sec... =(  Screw them! Anyways...

I EXPERIENCED

DUMB ASS KIDS

There's this characteristic, that always seems to be in Kids nowadays. And that characteristic is one of many which I Frickin' hate. They're Hyperactive, they're Dumb, they have practically no I.Q. what so Frickin' ever, they deserve to be shot 23 times by an M16 directly into their ass holes, they're rude, and they Squirm for no reason. I was in church the other day, and somehow it seemed like that day was "Bring your kids to the main service to Piss off all other innocent people possible who are listening to the gospel" day. They were drawing, they were stomping, one was humping the floor, one was taking pictures with the bright ass flash, one was moaning... =D Anyways, that mum could be raped by the father, so she got pregnant early, so to avoid being screwed, married the rapist and get screwed for life. Ooohh, now it becoming clearer... No wonder the Kid's retarded.

Guess That's All For Now,

iDevastation, Signing Off

Ohhh, Furry...

Okay, the poll for "The Next Rant's Topic" has ended, and I also have the Concluded answer for the winner for FEBRUARY o10' RANT! The winner is... *Drum roll* "LAME FACEBOOK GAMES"!  I can't count how many frickin' times I typed "FACEBOOK" as "FACKBOOK". I have No-idea how the heck I can type that, I mean, "E" and "K" are so damn far away, like ITALY and INDIA. But just like a Wise Guy once said, "The Cats Can Fly, Cause' They Have Wings." =D  Ohh, and ...


I EXPERIENCED
NOISY DOGS
(Literally, Dogs)
I always wanted, all my life to talk bout' my little dog at home, since like, yesterday. My li'l Dog's birthday just passed, and she is now a whuppin' 10 years old. BTW, she's already 70 years old in dog years. I know, she can already be your pet's ancestor. But this Petite little Pup can Yank out a frickin' loud Bark! And she kinda goes crazy when it's her dinner. She's been in my house for like, all her life. I think she only stepped outta' the house less than 50 times. Imagine being trapped in a house, only being able to go out 5 times per frickin' year. I feel damn guilty too, damn. But every night, she'll sleep beside me. =D  how cute. These are my favourite Pictures of her. =)

Guess That's All,
RootBeerRocks, Signing Off.