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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I'm Gettin' EMO!?

Nooooo!!
I think I'm becoming Emo, *Dun Dun Dumm* and I don't really like to be called... ... "Emo-Guy". Makes me sound like some Prostitu... Nah, wrong word. Gay Faggo... Nah... Ohh, I know. Makes me sound like a little Midget sucking on his own toe. Is that possible? Cause' I don't think guys would wanna suck their toes, cause' if they could, they would already be sucking on something else, rather than sucking their toes... =D Anyways, I have Three Damn evidences that supports the Fact that I'm becoming Emo. And I'm gonna' explain em'.

I'M
EXPLAININ'
 
I seriously don't know what the Heck happened to me, but suddenly I have all these Signs, that makes me an Emo person, which a Hell lotta' people hate. So I just wanna share em' with ya'll, any comments... Just Tag. =D

                                                                                                                                    
Okay, The First Evidence Is:
I'M LOVIN' METAL SONGS

Okay, I seriously have the sudden Craze for METAL songs. Is That Weird? Damn, I used to think that those who likes METAL songs are No-Life Faggots. And... Ehh, Obviously, I take em' back. =D  But I only like those with Insane Guitar Solos, or just nicely placed Frets, like "Through The Fire And Flames", which I have it in the Playlist. "Afterlife" Rocks too. =D Concentrate on the Guitars only. Feel the Awesomeness!! =D  But I still Hate Heavy METAL, though.
                                                                                                                                    
And The Second Evidence Is:
I'M GETTIN' -MORE- VULGAR

Okay this part I must really Really... REALLY change. I think for this 1... 2, actually, 2 weeks I've used 2.81 times more vulgarities then I did for the previous month. Which is... Really Bad. So, yeah... GOTTA CHANGE THAT! I also started to get Pissed fast. And very Easily. And that is NOT GOOD. It SUCKS.

                                                                                                              
The Last And Final Evidence Is:
I'M REACHIN' HOME REALLY EARLY
 
 I'm reaching home like, 2+ every day! Then I'll be like, "Eehh... Okay, NOW WHAT?!" It's bored at home. Tried to re-watch "Lost" and, or even "CSI:MIAMI" Bad Idea.... I totally knew the stories, and it was just frickin' boring. Screw Boring-ness! Screw Boring-ness in the Ass, with a 14-Inch Spiked-Dildo! Does that even exist? All I can do is surf the internet, which is boring as Hell.
                                                                                                            

Guess That's All,
 Emo-Guy , Signing Off


P.S.   I took like, 2 days to post this. LOL
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 2/23/2010

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