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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Noisy Piece Of Sh!t! & JAN o'10 RANT

Ever think that Rhinos could jump over 13 crates of oranges and sing the American National Anthem while biting on a rotton banana 4 months old at the same time? I had thunk about that too, and for today, I got whacked in my face by a Netball. So, all my Dignity is lost, I'll need time to find em' back, Specs got screwed, so... yeah, I fixed it. And  Besides that...

I EXPERIENCED
NOISY EGOTISTIC PEOPLE

Don't you just Frickin' hate it, when a Random, Screwed up White/Black/Any Other Colored Guy come up to you when you're talking to your Own friends, and he feels left out, so he starts talking Crap not related to you and tries to join in the conversation with you, and still uses the Frickin' accents that he has to talk, and thinks it's cool? "Ohh... Yea, yea. I teeeink I nooe wauht ya'll peepol ah tokin' a'baout." Then he starts Talking Greek to you. THAT SUCKS. Noisy and Nosy White People, STAY HOME! YOU SUCK. Go suck your Fish or something. And Black Guys... ... What's there to say... =) Just Like Russell Peters say, "Indian people can't help but be cheap, it's in their blood to be cheap." For me, I disagree. Yeahh, I disagreed to something that's supposed to be bad. But why? Lemme tell you why. I don't think Indians are cheap, cause' Indians ... err.... Wait, Indians are Cheap. =D




-----JAN o'10 RANT-----
Retarded Midgets


Finally, one topic that I actually wanted to talk bout'. =D Okay, for ya'll  Noobs  People That still don't know the Pimpest word round' yet, Midget, I've kindly Provided the... Link! Go read it yourself, Punk. I don't wanna type it out. ... I don't wanna Copy & Paste it either. =)   Like some of you people that have a Baby or toddler in around the Household might know/realize, babies are literally "A PAIN IN THE ASS" in both Roman And Irish, and maybe even Netherlands. "Babies Just Remind Me Of Retarded Midgets" says Shane Dawson. =D I totally agree, so I wanted to give My view of "Retarded Midgets" as well. Okay, people in Singapore don't really meet or see Retarded people or even just any Midgets, is because they're most likely Trapped in their home till' Eternity. So no one would ever see them. But think bout' this, if bout' 93% of Singaporean Midgets stay at home till' Eternity, There's only left with 7% of the Midgets out there. In That 7%, what are the Chances for one to be Retarded? And so, what are the chances he/she/shim would ever come outta' the house? Okay, another point. Some, or even all people that hear other people talk, make jokes or laugh at Midgets would say those people are Mean. But in those people, 96.72% said they would laugh too. But the Other 3.28% of people, they Lied. So everybody would at least get the urge to talk bout' Midgets, let alone Retarded ones. =D


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THE MIDGET CHEER!


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Guess That's All,
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