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Friday, January 1, 2010

Whole New Decade.

Yeahyeahyeah, as all of you would know, every one in the World probably has a "Happy New Year, I Wish You All The Best In 2010!" message in they're message inbox. Everyone that has a phone would have one. I woke up this morning, I saw 12 messages, guess what I saw? Yup, I saw... "Happy New Year, I Wish You All The Best In 2010!" so yeah. Y'all can feel free to Tag me how many "2010 Congratz" message you have. Hahaha. Not that I don't like em', though. I mean, I like it. But... Yeah. =)

Well, school gonna reopen, *crowd roars from afar* I'm really excited. I'm not sure about you guys, but I am. These holidays are just plain boring. I've also only bought 3 books for school, so I think I'm kinda screwed. Oh well, like I always say, F-ck It. Anyways, I can buy em' in school, so, yeah.

So about yesterday's countdown, I think, just my opinion, it SUCKS. The sound quality was Bad, people performing just can't do what they're supposed to do. Okay, so now I'll talk bout' what my Haters would say. They'll most likely say "You can't say that, can you Sing? No right?!" or... "You can't even scratch the records like the DJs, so shut up la!". Yes, I can read your minds. Well, if you said that, then I've got something for you. What starts with an "O" and ends with a "N" and it rhymes with "Opinion"?

People also talk bout' their New Year's Resolution. So I'm gonna talk bout' it too. So my New Year's Resolution is to Not be such of a Jerk in 2010, and anything else that does not make a bad impression of myself. =) I've also got the final result for the 2010 January's Rant, and the topic is "Retarded Midgets", and I'll be posting that at around 15-20 January o'10.

Okay, on the serious note, Happy New Year, All.
Because this Is Not Just A New Year. It's A New Start, A Whole New Decade.


Guess That's All,
MaliciousAcademia, Signing Off

Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 1/01/2010

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