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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Busted!!

Today's a Joke. Two Damn Events. "Funny"& "Owchy" events... Okay, I'll just skip to the Interesting part.

FUNNY
This is seriously... "No Comments"-ish. Actually, this is Bullsh!t! As I mentioned in my previous Post, the bloody Human (C'mon, everyone's Bloody. =D) pasted the "Tattoo" on my phone, and it over-lapped my microphone, and... yeah. So after school, I went to the stall, and asked them to remove the part of the "Tattoo" which was blocking the microphone. Okay, they did remove it, and... yeah. BUT!! After my Badminton training, I took out my headphones... And BAAM! They sealed off my 3.5mm headphone jack. Seriously, What the heck. So I just drive my headphone plug right through it.
-PISSED-

Owchy
During my Badminton training, which was before I Noticed that they sealed off my Headphone jack, -STILL PISSED-  I was told to do Lobbing (Whacking the Shuttle from both ends of the Court) for 150 times. And for 2 sets. So that means my partner and I have to whack it for 300 times in total. So after doing the Lobbing, it was like, free time. So we took a shuttle, and just stroked. And that one Fateful whack... -PHOOF!- My racket's string burst, and it became like THIS. Damnit. I heard that when you leave your racket like THIS, it will totally crack the frame and die, so I had to Cut the strings. To like THIS and finally, THIS.


Guess That's All,
Sighh, Signing Off.

P.S.   HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CLARE, HOPE YOU LIKE THE CAMERA. =D
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 3/03/2010

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