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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Oww! Owch, Man!!

Sigh... Can't believe my coach didn't let me play in the Doubles yesterday. Instead, he replaced me with... with a... a... a.... BLACK GUY. I GOT FRICKIN' REPLACED BY A DAMN, SCREWED UP BLACKY! Damn, I feel damn insulted... The coach thinks that I'm noobier than a Frickin' BLACK GUY... NOOOOO!!!!!
Anyways, we lost to Ngee Ann Sec, so we're through this season. Wednesday, we'll be playing against Dunman High. I just wanna play, damn! Screw that BLACK GUY, Damnit! Anyways....
I EXPERIENCED
EPIC OWCH'S
 Have you ever seen something that hurt damn bad, and you go like, "Owch... Poor guy..." but somehow someone finds it  funny  Hilarious when it's not funny at all cause' it hurts other people?
I know I frickin' do, cause' there's a hell lotta' Youtube videos that shows that. This is the "Epic Owch's" Video. Seriously, this video is EPIC. Full of EPIC OWCH's. The first one is... Owch-y. And I just realized today that 2 of my friends that I actually hung out together are a Tera-Sized PussyBox and a Gigantic B!tchSandwich, that toys with people's feelings. And that Frickin' Sucks. Might sound Gay, I know. But it's real serious to the Person.

DON'T DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU DON'T MEAN IT, OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT REAL BAD...


Guess That's All,
iRandomness, Signing Off
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 2/09/2010

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