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Monday, November 30, 2009

Last Day Of November

Woah, Hippos won the Poll for the December 09' Rant! =) Okay, So, tomorrow is the Start of DECEMBER, which most of y'all know, It's time for me to start planning my DEC RANT!! (Yay, I'm so damn Psyched, I have been planning!) So is my calculations are correct, this time's RANT will be around, 3.8153 times better than the previous. =) Today is the last day for the Poll, and then I'll re-set the Poll, and add in other Topics, and then.... Y'all Must Vote!!! =)

Okay, so what happen today, I woke up at 10:33am, and then I got ready to meet up with [WS] (6E o'8 classmate), and then we got to Tampines Mall, and we bought some stuff, and went to Timezone for a little while. we Played ALOT of gay games there, then took a cab to ECP (means East Coast Park, for all you "Dinosaurs") and had Lunch there, at KFC. Ahhh, after that, went for a Cycling Thing, and then.... yeah. the Bicycle SUCKED, as most of you know. =)

Then I went back, and Slacked awhile at my Granny's house, and then went down to Blade. =)
I bought some stringy sweet, and then me and [K] went Blading around Whipping [Y]. It was fun.... Hahahah, so after that I went home, watched "FRINGE", and yeah... I'm starting to like it... Maybe even taking over LOST... Okay, maybe not. =)


Guess That's All,
Sk8er, Signing Off

F.Y.I.   The Next Rant should be posted at around... DEC 10- DEC 15. Cya'!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

CSI:MIAMI!!

Okay today I was really tired, I woke up at around 9:48am, and I felt... Giddy and off-balance, per say. So yeah, I got to church, and I kinda fell asleep during the service a couple of times... Hahaha, today's service was talking about how to get to a Professional stage at whatever you're doing. It usually takes 10'000 hours of practice to reach Profession.  (0.o)  So the frequency of practicing will be
4 hours a day, 5 days a week for 10 whole years. Can you do that?

Okay, so after service, my parents got home, get ready for our trip to J.B., Malaysia. So we packed our snacks, movies money and.... yeah, a lot of stuff. And we then made our way to Malaysia. We'll, we brought "LOST 3" along, so we can watch it in the car while there were Traffic Jams. So... yeah. As usual, the Malaysian Customs SUCK (Purely No Offence intended to ANY Malaysian that reads this), so we took kinda long to reach over to the Other Side. Once we reached there, My Dad -ACCIDENTALLY- took a wrong turn... To "Woodlands". He, Basically turned back to Singapore RIGHT AFTER we reached Malaysia. My careless Dad... =)

So after that, we -FINALLY- got pass, back to Malaysia, and yeah. We went for shopping, and I got myself a "GUITAR HERO- ON TOUR" Game. Whooooo! Not really. So after that, we went for dinner, at a place I like to call,
"Places For Dinner Which Are Infested With Mutated, Big-Ass Flies Which Some Of Em' Look Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rest Of Em' Would Looks Like George W. Bush If Not Lady GaGa." (Again, No Offence Intended To ANYONE)
There was A BIG-ASS FLY. Okay, what ever... OHHH!! I almost forgot. I bought "CSI:MIAMI" seasons 7 & 8!!  AHHH!!! Hahaha, Okayokay, I'm talking too much, Cya!


Guess That's All
CSI:MIAMIFanatic, Signing Off

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Screwed Up Week.

Okay, I totally thought today was a Sunday, cause' I thought yesterday was a Saturday, cause' I thought the day before yesterday was Friday, when it's not, because I didn't need to go for training on Friday, but I usually need to. Cause' since I thought yesterday is Saturday when it's not, but actually today's Saturday and tomorrow is Sunday, but I thought today was Sunday which is wrong, because I didn't need to go to church today, because it's a Saturday, but I mistake today as a Sunday...

Okay, enough crap. So, I woke up at around 11:43am. Me and my family then got to some restaurant for breakfast, then after that, we WANTED to go to J.B. for just a little while. "We'll rest at home, then at 2:05pm we'll leave, kay?" said my Dad, with delight. =)  But once we started watching CSI:MIAMI, he started to snore and.... yeah. Ooohh, yeah! I totally completed my whole 5 seasons of CSI:MIAMI already, now I have nothing to watch already... Maybe I'll watch "LOST" =) He slept till 4:27pm, so we didn't get to go to J.B., maybe next week.


So, at around 7:01pm, my Sister smsed my Dad to pick her up form church, and then we went to Suntec for dinner. We ate at... Kenny Rogers I think... yeah, ate chicken. =) So yeah, then After that we went to check out "BAND HERO", "GUITAR HERO -WORLD TOUR-" and "DJ HERO"  prices and stats. It was around the same as anywhere else in Singapore or the World, so... yeah. After that, I went to buy the new flavored chips, "Grilled Shrimp" & "Soft-Shelled Crab" from "PRINGLES"  They do sound Gay and Disgusting, right? So... yeah, came home and watched "TWILIGHT", quite gay, but not bad, I rate it... maybe 3.8/5. Cause' Bella Swan called Edward Cullen   "BEAUTIFUL"   at one part, Freaked the sh!t outta me when she said it. After that, I slept. =)


Guess That's All,
Ranter, Signing Off

Friday, November 27, 2009

Default Setting: Boring.

Okay, today was... very..... Default, or Standard, I guess. Nothing special. So I woke up at about 11:26am, and I got ready, packed my One and Only, "VAIO& Friends", and I left off to my Granny's house. But before I could even finish eating my pudding, (shut up. hahaha) not to mention a Really sweet pudding, the Dumb-Ass Lift, Again, didn't work. It was stuck at some Weird-Ass level, and I couldn't use it.

Okay, so I left off, took bus 222, and walked the Lonely Road to my Sweet li'l Granny's house. Me and JerkTard [K] rocked out in Arcanists, and yeah. My bombings' getting Good. =) After awhile, we went down to smack some coc... Shuttlecocks, and then we spent the rest of the day on a mattress... (o.0)"  Hahaha, just kidding. We didn't spend the WHOLE time on that smelly pissed-on mattress, nah. I did go to the toliet to take a Piss, and take a Shit.

So yeah, after that, meet up with my parents, and ate at the Indian Curry House. It's like, Awwwwesome!! Hahaha, okay, so after that we went to fetch my sister, in some deserted place and we kinda got lost and we were like "Ohh, we were here." then somebody else will say "Just because there's a little abandoned dog that looks like a mop there, it doesn't mean we're lost." and yeah. Not soon after, we got back home, I streamed another movie and BAM! Errrr, I meant Slept, sorry.


Guess That's All,
InnocentGuy, Signing Off
 Ooohh Yeah. Almost forgot. Today is HARI RAYA HAJI, so...

HAPPY HARI RAYA HAJI, Y'ALL MALAY HOMIES!! =)  *


*provided there any malay people visiting my Blog.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

It's Our End. (Edited)

So I basically woke up at 11:29am, by [V] calling me. So we chatted for like, 1 hour and 4 minutes maybe? Yeah. So during our chat, I made her kinda angry. So... yeah. I really didn't mean to, I was a dumb ass Jerk for doing that.
-The rest of the Post is DELETED, and EDITED-

As some of you might have already realized, I edited this post. You know why? That's right. Cause' there's some really really Big-Ass-P-ssies out there that didn't Understand English. So I had to edit this Post. (Thanks to you [K], you Big-Ass-P-ssy!) So yeah, too bad for all of y'all that don't understand what I'm talking bout', if you didn't read the Post. Y'all won't be able to read it again.

Okay what happened today was at around 1:12pm, I packed "VAIO& Friends" and made my way to my Granny's house with my Sister, on  bus 14. Then I hanged at my Granny's for a long time, from 1:12pm all the way to 9:08pm. Couldn't go out today, I promised my Granny that I'll be there, so... yeah. After that, got back home and streamed a movie, the same movie as the last 3 Posts' reference. Couldn't finish it after so long. Okay, I've got nothing else to say... so,

Guess That's All,
GuiltFilledGuy, Signing Off, Once Again.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Boring And Un-Interesting Days, #3

As y'all can see, today's just another Lame Boring Day. Gosh! I hope there will be less Post of the " Boring And Un-Interesting Days" series, cause' I really these Boring Days, so... I don't wanna Post Boring stuff on my Blog. Who likes a Lame Post to read about, yeah? =)

Okay, so firstly in the morning, [V] called me. So I pulled myself to reach but my phone, and I accepted the call. "Haa-looh?" I said. And then [V] and I talked for awhile, then I told her that i was kinda tired still, so went back to rest.

So after that, got ready for Badminton, and got to school at 1:56pm for MST (mental-skill-training). The school grounds are filled with dead bees!! And I was late! Damn! And then I bought my racket from my coach, it costs $60 for the frame, stringing is $14, so total is $3.75 $74.


After that, went back to my Granny's. From there, I rested for just a little while, and played Arcanists. Then I went home, and cooked noodles for supper and I streamed another movie and then slept. Woah, short post today. =)



Guess That's All,
MovieMagnet, Signing Off.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Screw Y'all, The Lift, And Megavideo!

Okay, today I seriously Screwed Up. When I was out with [V] today, I accidentally kicked [V]'s foot, while she was wearing slippers (and I was wearing sneakers) hard. And I -kinda- broke her nearly one-quarter of her Toe Nail... -Owch- I'm so sorry [V], I promise I'll be more careful!

Okay, so I literally slept at 5:03am yesterday, I was finding links of my movie, but all was Screwed up. So I searched and searched and.... Searched. So I had to go with... MEGAVIDEO. Horrible Idea. If you people even stream videos, you would most probally know MegaShi... I mean MEGAVIDEO, cause' it happens to have nearly Every Single Movie in the World. Sounds Awwwesome to you? And why do I hate it? Because they're BigDarnLairs.When you see the player, you'll think "Hmmm, looks HIGH CLASS." But once the Intro of the Movie is played, not even 5 minutes through, they will stop it, and a pop up will, well, pop, and say: " You have watched 72minutes of video. Please buy our membership and enjoy unlimited..." So guess what?
MEGAVIDEO, Screw You.

Okay, so I woke up at around 9:11am, so yeah, I had around 4hours-08minutes of sleep for the whole day. But why did I wake up so early? It because of.. *You-Know-Who*. So it literally went "Boom-Boom-Bang-Boom-Tong-Boom-Bang  -Boom-Boom-Boom -gotta get-get- Boom-Boom-Boom-" So I went outside, took my headsets and jacked in on, and turned on some calming music. But suddenly...
"So far so good it looks like, the time is almost near, Everything looks ship shape now and, Everyone will soon be here!"
I jumped up! It was so Loud! Hahaha, "The Shindig" Blasted Into my ear! Hahaha. Okay, so after a while, I chatted with [V] at we agreed to meet up. So we did, I took 17, this time, this bus had a delightful-delicious-aroma-that-smells-smelly. *Sigh*


We caught up, then walked for a long time, and then.... I accidentally Kicked her Toe Nail.  (0.O'')  Then she gave me the "Oh...Damn... Oww, Oww, Oww...." Face. So I went like "Ohh SH!T!! I'm so damn sorry, so sorry, so sorry! SH!T! Owwch, Is that painful, I'm sorry!!" And yeah, we stood there and we stared at her toe for like, 5-8 minutes... After that I bought her drinks, and then brought her home. So I went off, by my sweet buddy 9. After reaching my Granny's, played BAND HERO, and went down for some badminton Pwnage... It wasn't really any fun, so much wind... Damn the wind! Whoooo, damn, this is a long post. Okay, fast forward....
I went home, streamed movie, Slept. =)


Guess That's All,
FMStatic-Static, Signing Off.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Ohh, SH!T.

Okay, firstly we start off with... The Morning... Just like every other  human/animal/TVs/plants/blankets/Iron Man/dead fishes  start out. Ohh I just remembered. Hahahaha, When I was typing this Post, which is on about... 12:32am, I thought I didn't post of Monday. Cause' my computer calendar say's "00:32, Tuesday, 24/11/09" so I was like, "Oh SH!T. I don't wanna post twice!"Then I was like... "Okay, fine... So what did I do on Monday... Hmmmmm... Ehh, wait. I am Posting for Monday! Hahah, I'm such an Idiot! I'm so gonna Post this", which I did. Hahaha, I'm so slow.

Okay, so basically I woke up at around... Let's see, maybe, 12:21pm? And since I lent my phone to my Sister yesterday, My SIM Card wasn't in my phone. So, I couldn't receive any calls/messages/video calls (who the heck uses Video Calls?)... so, yeah. When I jacked my SIM Card into my phone, a few messages came in. One of em' is the Singtel-sucks- Services. They told me that [V] tried to call me for 6 times, then I went like "Oh SH!T. She's gonna be damn angry... Oh SH!T." So yeah, I called straight away, and boo-yeah. She answered, and she sounded kinda happy. Looks like I'm safe.

Okay, so after awhile, I cooked my breakfunch (Hybrid of Breakfast and Lunch, Obviously) and I packed, guess who/what? That's right, you're getting good. My very own, "VAIO& Friends"and traveled to my sweet li'l Granny's house. Okay, slacked a little, wait till' [K] comes back home, and we played "BAND HERO DS"  I kinda pwned " First Date-by Blink 182 ", which you can see why, cause it's in my favorite songs list, at the bottom of my Blog. =) After a lotta SH!T, it was dinner time. I squeezed 4 packets of mayonnaise onto my rice. Whoooo Hooo, tasted goood. =)

So I carried on, and got back home and got myself a cup of Bubble Tea, and when I got home, my parents asked me to go to the 85 and have dinner there. I didn't wanna go, so I just said "I've eaten already, y'all go ahead!" so yeah. When they brought back a container of soup and some other foods, I came out. When they were all changing to their "home-style clothes" I accidentally dropped the soup container on the floor. Ohh-Major-SH!T. So yeah, after that, streamed two movies, and after that, slept.


That's All Folks,
ChinesePro, Signing Off.
Sucker         

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Exhaustion! Racism! Ahhhhh!

Today was... Exhausting... Really exhausting. Okay, I slept at 4:23am yesterday, and I thought that today was gonna be even worst. Cause' every Sunday, I've gotta go to church, and it always starts at 9:30am. so yeah, I'll get approximately  337 minutes of sleep, which is around  5.6166667  hours. So... yeah. I'd still be super tired, but more tired than I was today.

But still, I didn't have to go to church today. It was my Grand-Dad's birthday (amazingly, they can remember. Hahaha) so My family and I had to drive all the way to, Ang Moh Kio. Really far. Hahaha, So... yeah. not fair, the Sports Facilities there are so damn good can!? Here also don't have, only have some screwed up badminton courts, which are always taken up by Smelly Pervert Uncles! Awww, They had Tennis Courts, Squash Courts... Grrr.... RACIST GOVERNMENT!! After that went to my Dad's studio, hanged out a bit,  I also smsed [V] a little, and went off to my Granny's house for a little while.

Anyways, I got for YanChing  Nancy Sit's (she's a famous Hong Kong Artiste) Autograph, and she was so Psyched! Hahaha, People, you know what to do with the bar, it's not a censor or anything, so if you don't know, God Help Them. =)   [K] also got BAND HERO on his DS! Oh Damn, it was awwwesome. After that, went home, cooked eggs for my family, and then ate, texted [V] awhile, and streamed a video, watched and slept. =)


Guess That's All,
CuttingEdge, Signing Off.

P.S. Happy Birthday, Grand-Dad! I know He can't see this, but still. =)

Saturday, November 21, 2009

My Theory.

Well, I woke up at around... 11:26am, and I realized that I was still at my Granny's house. That sleepover, made me change my mindset forever. Not that I did anything Gay or Pervert, but something... yeah... About my knowledge on "LOVE". Okay, first, I had my breakfast, and then me and [K] went on to play some lame gay game, about strategic warfare. Hahaha.

And then at around 3, he and his family had to leave for something, and... yeah. I was left with my Granny. I continued to play some "Offline Games" and help her around the house (she's ain't feeling good) and at around 5 to 6, maybe, I made my way back to my house. Since I'm all alone, I decided to stream some movies, and yeah, watched from around, 6:14pm to 10:21pm. Hahaha, That's cool, yeah? =)

Back to what I learnt from my Granny's sleepover. Before I slept yesterday, I made [V] angry again. But I went through the most thrilling ride of my life. I learnt the meaning of "LOVE", one of the most powerful and un-stoppable things ever. This is the first time I felt a mixture of devastation, sorrow, confusion, and even love, striking me in one menacing blow.


"Love, is one of the most powerful things ever. It can make you feel like you're on top of the World, but with wrong moves, can also Drastically hurt, and Beat you down to the ground with guilt, sorrow and devastation."
That's my Theory on "LOVE".


Guess That's All,
TheArcaneTheory, Signing Off.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Granny's House Sleepover!

Well, as you can see, this is yesterday's post. So... yeah, didn't have the damn mood to post yesterday.

I woke up at around, 11:42am, and I texted [V] for a little while, and caught up with my Dad. After that, he needed to pack his stuff for his Studio, and I helped out a little. During packing, my Dad asked me to stay over night at my SUPER-KIND, FUN LOVING, CUTE Granny's house. So I agreed, and I packed my stuff, clothes, "VAIO& Friends" and so on.

Then yeah, it rained. So I had to change at home for training, and I then got myself ready. My Dad then brought me to my SUPER-KIND, FUN LOVING, CUTE Granny's house and dropped my stuff down, and took my badminton equipment and got to school after that in my Dad's car. and yeah, I got there really early, and I texted [V] a couple of times, and when I was doing that, a drop of rainwater dropped onto my phone. It went Berserk. Noob phone.

After training, I went back to my SUPER-KIND, FUN LOVING, CUTE Granny's house and stayed there. I wanted to watch a Movie with my cousins, but we couldn't find a nice one, Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs, 2012, or even any random comedies all couldn't work. so... yeah. Short post, I know


Guess That's All,
Badmintaniac, Signing Off

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I Still Hate That Lift.

I've got a few, just a few words for that *censored* lift. Lousy, Crappy, Shitty, Slow, Noisy, *censored*, *censored* and last and not least, *censored*. I've NEVER in my Life taken such a Lousy lift, Seriously. The government really very damn extra lor, so much money, go make some reclaimed land la! Singapore so damn small, need more space! So some of the "L" plate drivers can go there and train, no need block our way. Still can make more shopping centers, and more places to hang out. Make lift for what siol!

Today when I woke up, saw [V]'s message, and when I was replying, [V] called me. Hahaha, so accurate. We then talked a long one, she also ask me to go out with her today. But I can't, so she became angry, again. *sigh* Always kena siol. Then after awhile, I helped my Dad to bring his big trolley of heavy stuff and equipment outta the house, and we waited for the damn lift. But when we realized that it wasn't coming up, I checked it out, and found out... Guess what? That's right, it was on MAINTENANCE! *censored* it! So my Dad carried just half of the things we've gotta bring, hand carried, by the stairs down, and went off.

After around 9 plus, went to eat dinner, at Siglap. My sis went off to a chalet, so yeah. Only three people. =) We ate at a new Italian Restaurant, quite good, the food. but the price is ain't that good, so expensive can? I also got to try some weird SUPER SPICY pepper sauce! It wasn't even a drop, and it was so stingy! I felt that, with every drop I take, a part of me just burns away in an instant. Haahaha, not really, but seriously. It was DAMN SPICY.



Guess That's All,
CSI:MIAMI Fanatic, Signing Off.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Yupitoo! (you-pee-too ... Hahaha)

It's just another of the Lame, Crappy and Screwed up days. I hate these days. So, for me, I just *censored* it, ya' know? Not literally, though. Okay, firstly I woke up at 11:21am. I saw [V]'s "wake-up" message, and replied her and she called, and we chatted for just awhile, as she was out, so... yeah. After that, she told me that she's somewhere at Tampines, and she asked if I could meet up. I then told her bout' my training and everything, and in the end, I agreed to meet up. =)

When we met up, we went to buy some stuff to eat. I bought for her food, and we went to a quiet part of the Void Deck nearby and ate the food I bought. The food was quite okay, she quite liked it, but not me. Hahaha, so after that, we hanged out for awhile, then took off. We both took 14 together, and we dropped off at Tanah Merah Station. We then waited for my old pal, 9. Once my old pal 9 arrived, I waved goodbye, and see the bus disappear from my sight. Hahaha. After that I walked to my Granny's, changed, and took off.

I then reached school, and had a long day of training. But it's damn fun. My coach didn't bring the rackets I was supposed to buy today. I was gonna get a new one, damn it! After that, went back, ate some stuff, and waited for my mum to come over. After she came, first disaster. My phone bill went -Ka-Pheeeww!- So yeah. most likely getting a Hi-card. Then after that, second disaster. I was chatting with [V] and she asked me to call her. So I did, and she asked me to go cycling tomorrow. But I can't so, yeah. She's angry. Damn it. After that, I streamed another movie, and HOPE that she'll chill.


Guess That's All,
ConstipationDevastion (Hahaha), Signing Off.

P.S.  Yupitoo doesn't really mean anything, but it could mean "I'm Happy!" I'm not shure. Hahaha

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Super-Special-Awesome!

Heyheyhey! Today was a waste, man. I didn't feel right in the morning, so I canceled an appointment with [V]. Awww, why does Shit always happens at the wrong time for me?! Damn! As you can see, I'm no longer caring bout' Censorship and it's Friends. Actually, I do, but on the previous Post, I seriously went over the line for Censorship. This time, I'm going moderate. =)

Okay, since I'll have nothing to do at my house, I decided to go to my Kind, Innocent Granny's house. I know she won't be able to see this. Or even if she did, she still wouldn't understand, cause' it's English, so... yeah. What are the chances of my Granny, using the computer, typing down my Blog's URL, and entering My Blog, with an interpreter beside her, translating what I typed? Maybe -23'910'552% , or around there. =) Anyway, I was still talking bout' my Kind, Innocent Granny. She is like, so damn loving. =) Awesome Granny, she is.

Ahhhh, Still can't forgive myself, I missed the appointment with [V]. There's only 3 words that can explain her. [V] is
SUPER-SPECIAL-AWWWESOME!
(S.S.A for short, so if flipped over is... A.S.S. ... Okay...) Okay, stayed there for quite a long time, edited my blog a little, till [K] came back. After around 3 hours, or maybe 2 and a half, of Arcanists Player Pwning! After that, we went to eat dinner, then at 8, my Mum came to fetch me, and I came home, searched for a movie to stream, went to bathe and after that watched the movie and, Slept. =)


Guess That's All,
MovieFanatic, Signing Off.

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHI HUI! (Yeah, I know it's on Wednesday, but now's 1am, so it's kinda Wednesday already... )

Monday, November 16, 2009

*Censored* This *Censored* !!

Ahhh! Too bad I can't swear here. I would be delighted to Swear if I could. But can I?  Hell No.  If my Parents check out my Blog, then have all the *censored* and all the *censored* and last and not least the *censored*, then I'll be *censored*. Okay, that was really random, but I really meant that. Anyways, moving on. Today started out very *censored*. Actually more of *censored* than *censored*. Cool, I found the title of my post. Anyways, you'd probably not understand that part, cause' it's censored. Obviously. Okay, I'm off topic.

Back on topic, I called [V] in the morning, 10:41am to be *censored* exact. We talked, but [V] was feeling so tired, she couldn't talk, so.... yeah. I was talking to myself the whole *censored* time. *censored* *censored* *censored*. After that, I cooked curry chicken (random, I know.). I know, I know. Why the *censored* curry chicken, right? It's none of your business, you *censored* ! No offence intended. Then after that, we finally agreed to meet up. (YAY for me) So we met up, went to TM (*censored*, again...) and *censored* walked, walked and walked. After that, we went to S.C., and we hung out, for a long time.

After awhile, I brought her back to her void deck, and left. I didn't need to wait for *censored* 9 o'pal, cause' when I walked out, it was already *censored* there! Whoo Hoo! Never regretted being *censored* 9's *censored* pal. =) After that, went to my Granny's hanged out with [K], played Mario Kart, and yeah. Went home, ate at *censored* 85, and yeah. Watched a *censored* movie- as in a movie, not a porno- and... yeah. *censored* Slept.


Guess That's All,
*censored* *censored*, Signing Off.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Need... New... MUSIC!

Today, I woke up at around 8:57am? Yeah, at around 1:13am today, I was typing out all my favorite songs. =) Anyone with a really awesome artist that you think I would like, PLEASE inform me! My Playlist so Boring. Need... New... MUSIC!! But FM STATIC never gets boring. Hahaha

Went to church, arrived to the EXPO, realized that there were no parking lots again! Awwww, My Dad drove all around the place and found a rather Far Off -and Illegal- Parking lot. We then traveled approximately 500'000 kilometers to finally reach the EXPO. I also texted [V] before entering. It was an Awwesome service!! I really liked this service. This service was funny. Hahaha!

After that, I bought a "PLANETSHAKERS" Album. $23.93, haven't ripped the songs out yet, but I bet it's gonna be awwesome! Then went home, help my mum to clean the house (I also learned how to wash Toilets! It's like, so damn useful can?). Then helped her cook curry (random, I know.) and after that, went into my dad's room and played Arcanists. I keep pwning, I'm bored. Hahahah.

At night, watched a Movie, then called [V], not a long one, round' 20 minutes. Then came online, watched YouTube Shows, and updated my Blog a little here and there... and a little right of there too. And yeah, Slept. as usual.


Guess That's All,
MovieFanatic, Signing Off.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Boring And Un-Interesting Days, #2

Another boring day... I just HATE boring days. Hahaha, Okay. Since my post's gonna be short, I'll be talking bout' my DUMB Lift at my block. That lift is DUMB, seriously. It Sucks! I've already gave up waiting for it and went down from the stairs for like, 5 to 6 times? It's Loud, it's Noisy, it Stinks, it's Slow and it's a moving piece of CRAP! The residents also use Duct tape to tape up the DUMB speaker, cause it's so damn Noisy and Loud. I hope this Lift Dies, only wastes my Life.

Okay, for the whole damn day, I'm tired outta my Crap. I only had 4 hours of sleep, and I had training yesterday!
50% Hungry + 50% Tired = %100 Screwed

 Arrrggh, Okay, first I woke up, then I went to My Dad's Awwwesome New Studio at Vertex. It's so damn nice can? I also wanna renovate my house. My Dad's always at home mixing Music for Hong Kong's Artists. Talkin' bout' BIG BUCKS, BABY!! Hahaha

After that, at around 3+ My Parents and I went down to the Coffee Shop at the 1st storey. I ate a bun, I think... I felt like fainting, that was the first thing I ate in that day. I've never been so damn exausted can? After that cheonged home, and rushed to my bed. from 5, I slept to 9pm. Hahaha, I'm so lazy. After that ate Fried Noodles, watched CSI:MIAMI, then... yeah. Slept. =)


Guess That's All,
MusicManiac, Signing Off.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday the 13th

As you can see from the title, today's the FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH. Never believed that Crap. If there actually was "LUCK", then I'd most probably be Flying now. Since I'm obviously NOT flying, and neither are potatoes, this Crap is... well, Crap. Those that believe this myth, you'd really gotta Get A Life.

Only Lame, In-mature, Gullible little Losers will believe. Just like Elmo. Elmo Sucks! Those Girls that think Elmo is Cool, I've got 2 words for ya'! GROW, UP! How old are you? Still playing with Elmo. Eeewww, I consider Elmo more scary then Chucky, you know? You see Elmo's eyes Glowing in the dark, without any teeth, always Staring at you with his/her blood red stained fur, saying "I Love You!" That's scary to Hell, you've gotta agree. Oops, Nightmares for today, Elmo....

Okay, for today, I woke up, talked to [V], quite a long one. Then after that, brought "VAIO& Friends" to my Granny's house. [K] and I played Arcanists, then at 2:45, went off for a serious Training. Tired, but it was worth it! After that, came home, waited for my Sis till 10:00, me and my Mum went to 85, bought food, and went home. Ate, watched a movie, and Slept?


Guess That's All,
Sarcastic Guy, Signing Off.

P.S.   Please VOTE on the Left, Bout' what the next RANT should be about!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

No Wonder...

I was too damn tired to post yesterday, so I had to post today. Sorry! I've totally no idea what I did yesterday.  Okay fine, maybe some. Okay I remember all, so... yeah.

Oohh, first I woke up, called [V] and we talked quite awhile. Then after that, I got ready and went  to school for the "Questionings" and I went all around the school, search for them. Couldn't find em'.So, I walked around, and found em' at, guess where? That's right, good job, Ms. Abraham's office. I thought she died, was she a zombie? No wonder she's not married. (OWWCH!)

So after that, went home, bathed, Blah, Blah, Blah, then I took 17 to [V]'s void deck. Again, the bus stank. Must all bus 17s stink? This time, I almost Puked! Okay, after that, we went to the S.C, stayed there awhile, then we went to some nearby MacDonald's. Then [V] didn't like it, so we went to KFC. I then bought the PopCorn Chicken Snackers, with cheese fries, and upgrade to Milo. I bought myself a Shrooms Meal. That's one Tiny Burger!!


Okay, after that, We hanged out a little, then I brought her back to her void deck, and then I got off, took, guess what bus? That's right! My old buddy, 9. But this time, Double decked! Whoo Hoo! Okay, got off, and I got home, watched a movie and, yeah. Slept?




Guess That's All,
Not Racist Dude, Signing Off.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Thanks, [W].

Before I start anything else (obviously besides this, duh), I wanna sincerely thank my 6Eo'Eight classmate for today, [W]. THANKS [W], FOR WASTING MY LIFE!!!

For today, I was supposed to attend a birthday party, but since there were some MINOR DIFFICULTIES, I decided not to go. SORRY! I woke up at 9:41am, had a bathe, slipped my clothes on, and went off, texted [V] a couple of times. I then went on bus 14, all the way to Tanah Merah Station, texted [V] a couple of times. On the way, I bugged [W] to come along with me to the party, but in the end, he went for his dumb CCA. Thanks again.

After that, I went to my Granny's, since I Had Nothing To Do, texted [V] a couple of times. After that, I and [K] Bladed to my house, to get "VAIO& Friends". Played "Yu-Gi-Oh - Wheelie Breakers" for awhile, texted [V] a couple of times. Went back to Granny's, played Arcanists. Shit, I'm getting bored of it, need to find another game already, texted [V] a couple of times. Oohh, I've gotta get to school tomorrow, for the Theft case with Joshua. After that did alot of other CRAP, blah, blah, blah...

Darkness falls, and My Family went to, Guess where? That's right, IKEA, again... Times in the middle, texted [V] a couple of times. We bought a Sofa and a Bench for his office, currently renovating. It looks totally awwwesome! Over there, I ate Swiss Meatballs with Spaghetti. Not bad, not bad. =] Then, Came home, texted [V] a couple of times, and then called her bout' tomorrow.


Guess That's All,
Jellyfish758 (Screen Name), Signing Off

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Boring And Un-Interesting Days, #1

As you can see from the title, I'm starting on a Series, "Boring And Un-Interesting Days", to literally talk bout' my boring days. I'd most probably repeat stuff from my other posts which I slapped up on, and they all should suck and so... yeah. Bear with it, yeah? They're labeled with a hex (#) then the number. So.... yeah, moving on.

Today was literally "Boring and Un-Interesting". First I woke up at 12:17pm. Then came out of my room, watched some weird Korean T.V. drama that my sister was watching. Ate noodles for breakfast, and packed my old "VAIO& friends" (My laptop, adapter and mouse) into my bag, and got to my Granny's. AGAIN.

Once I reached there, I whooped out my VAIO, and went to play Arcanist. =] Played my favorite songs, yeah? Anyone has any Good artists? I'm getting really bored with my play list. and so played Arcanists, thrashed noobs, and get thrashed by pros. Hate it when that happens.

After that, went home, ate some fried thing at 85, it felt like it was drowned in oil, then cooked in oil, and served in oil. It was OILY TO HELL. Anyways, after eating, walked back to my mum's car, got a $50 fine. Hahaha. Reached home, watched CSI:MIAMI.


Guess That's All,
ArcaneTheory, Signing Off.

Monday, November 9, 2009

I Hate Gay Stalkers

Hmmm... Okay, today I woke at around 10:12am? Hahaha, still remember myself shouting "Rise And Shine!". Hahaha, [V] was so tired, she couldn't talk! Okay, so I let her sleep for a little while, then at around 10:47am, I called back, woke her up, and we agreed to meet up. (YAY!) We met up, took bus 291, not really an empty bus, though. If only there was and empty (at least emptier) bus. Hahaha. I could draw on the backseat of the chairs. =]

Okay, off topic. Moving on, went to TM (again), went to eat at the weird Food Court (again). *sigh* After eating, we've got nothing to do, so we put chilli sauce, noodles, green tea and beef soup (?!?!) into my cup of Iced peach tea. Gotta tell ya', it tasted Disgusti... Not that bad, actually. Anyways, after that, came out of that Food Court, then amazingly, bumped into 2  GAY STALKERS. -SHIT- I'd rather bump into a Heard of Levitating, Shit Spitting Llamas then 2  GAY STALKERS!! We were then off, minding our own business, when they just took their Stinkin' Asses of that chair and stalked us, from shop to shop. This people really need to get a life, Damn. Short Bastard. I'll personally Wank his Asshole all the way to China, then stamp -MADE IN CHINA- up his Ass! After drowning their Stinkin' Faces into Feces (Hahaha!), we took off back to [V]'s house.

And yet again, as usual, took my long lost buddy, 9, back home. After that, went down with [K], chatted together, Bladed across the void deck, and got back. After reaching home, Mum called, went for dinner, and guess where? TAMPINES MALL!!! Hahahaa! Okay, ate some random Japanese thingy, then my and my Dad went to check out the price for the new game - BAND HERO.  Awwwesome!!  Hahaha, so getting that! Okay, came home, blah blah blah... (Some, disaster happened, but it's confidential, it's better now.) After that, played Arcanist with Joshua. Hahaha, today's a long long one, i know. =]


Guess That's All
Mr. Screwup, Signing off.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Highlights

Okay, at 1:13am, I started to fix my Table- as mentioned on Yesterday's post. Woah, the design is Amazing. Just the Simplicity of the Design, the easiness of assembling... Awwesome. And I'm not advertising!

Anyway, then at around 9:40am, I woke up, and got ready for church, as usual. When we reached the route to the EXPO, we realized that... It was jammed to Hell. -IRONIC- So we discussed where should we go for church. So we decided to go to another church. After that service, we went home, watched CSI:MIAMI. Awwesome episodes, as usual.

Half way through the second episode, I called [V], and talked a rather long one, around an hour and a half. After that, went online and played Arcanists. Then cooked at home, and watched a movie on Channel 5, so... yeah.  Short post, i know. =]



Guess That's All,
Me, Myself and I, Signing off.

P.S!
HIGHLIGHT   this   BAR  Below!
Yay!! Tomorrow I'm going out with [V]! Whoo hoo!! I'm so Psyched!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Check NigaHiga Out!

Somehow, I found out that I really like to do RANTS, no idea why. Maybe I just have too much crap to spill. I got the idea of doing rants when I was watching Youtube's "NigaHiga". He has the funniest videos and rants on Youtube, You gotta check his channel out.

Okay, off topic. Anyways, what happened today. Hmm... went to see the progress of my Dad's office, looked awwesome. Totally forgot to bring my -partially dead- phone out. CRAP. After two hours there, without even texting [V] even for once! After that, went to IKEA, again. Why does my mum like to go there so much? No-Idea.

Followed them to buy stuff, walked, walked and walked. And walked. Ohh, I bought a table. But I want a new Bed!! Mine's so old. But anyway, the table looked amazing, and I went to eat my dinner, and that's all. Hahaha, nothing to say today. Just hope [V] goes out with me soon.


Guess That's All,
Jerry, Signing off... again.

Friday, November 6, 2009

That's Some Reunion & NOV 09' RANT

Nothing much happened today, and since this post is gonna be a RANT post. So the post's gonna be short.Today, as usual, again, [V] called at 10. Woah, this whole week, I've been sleeping at 3. Everyday! So we talked not really a long one.

After that I got ready and met up with my ex-classmates from 6E o'Eight. Kinda boring, went and met them at the Big-Ass Swing (non-6E o'8ians would not know this, sorry!). After that, we went to Tampines, again. *sigh* After that, went to slack at the Void Deck.

Went home at around  4, and played MARIO KART with [K]. I never get bored. hahaha. At around 8, went to eat Indian food, was damn nice. Then went home, chatted with [V], this one also not a long one, just an hour, I guess.Yeah, One hour.



-----N O V 09'   R A N T-----
What the Hell's wrong with "DOG"?

At these times, somehow people added "DOG" into their "Insult List". WHAT? If it was "B--CH", then okay. But what the Hell, I don't get why the word/animal "DOG" considered insulting.
Dogs are cute, yeah? So if people call you "DOGFACE", are they trying to say you're cute? Someone ever did called me "DOG", then I went like, "What the hell did you call me cute for? Are you Gay? Damn!" Those people that think "DOG" is an insult most likely is either Lifeless, or have NO Sense of Humor.
I find that the animal is Innocent. So are they Psycho or.. what? If there were no  "HOTDOGs" on Earth, you'd most probably not be here. So, Learn to understand that DOGs are important to human life, Live With It.


Guess That's All,
Masta'Mind, Peace Out.

P.S. From this day forth, for once in every month, there will be a RANT on something, just like this one. So, go ahead and put your suggestions in the TAG BOX.   Cya'.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Whole Damn Day

Is it just me, or is the holidays turning more and more BORING? I'm starting to hate the holidays already, but the worst part of these holidays is that, it's only the Beginning. I always have nothing to for the WHOLE DAMN DAY. And it has only been about a week! Grrr...

But anyway, I today woke up at 10, [V] called me. So, yeah. I woke up. We then talked another long one. Hahaha, we also talked about "our future kids". I'll teach my son how to bash and bully stink people up, and she'll teach them manners. Heh heh, manners.  =]  After that, [V] said she needed to get ready and meet her friends at Tampines. So, yeah.Since I have nothing to do for the WHOLE DAMN DAY, I stayed home and watched CSI:MIAMI the WHOLE DAMN DAY.

At around 2, I left home and reported at my Granny's house. for WHOLE DAMN DAY, I had to stay there. Played MARIO KART there for the WHOLE DAMN DAY. At about 8, I reached home, and watched another 2 episodes of CSI:MIAMI. Damn, I love that show. [V] also said we could go out again on Monday! -Yay-


Guess That's All for The WHOLE DAMN DAY
That's Me, Just Me, Signing Off.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I Got Totally Pwned!

First thing I've gotta say. Today was boring to Hell. Seriously. Woke up at around 11, I vividly remember the time on my phone when [V] called me again, as usual. Hahaha, "11:01am". After that we talked another long one. As usual. Didn't really know what to say, said too much already, must save some topics for next time. Then we can talk for a long long long time. Damn, [V]'s really fun to talk to.

So, stayed at home till 2.45pm, flung on my P.E., then from my house, I grabbed my racket and cheonged to school. Had a long but tiring session, had an inter-school tournament. Damn, I got PWNED. I just hate it when I get pwned. Good thing [V] wasn't there to see me get owned by a girl. But i have a reason! My shoe grip wasn't strong, my racket string was loose and I was tired!

Anyway, after that, went home, ate *hopefully human food. watched another episode of CSI:MIAMI. very confusing episode. Ohh, [V] also said that she wanted to try watch CSI:MIAMI, I bet she'll love it. I mean, it shure is the Number One Most Watched TV drama in America, yeah? I hope my dad will buy season 7!


Guess That's All,
RadiationDevastation, Signing Off.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

So Much For Exploration

At nine, [V] called, and my dumb ringtone blasted in my ear. It was so damn loud! Scared the shit outta me, but I didn't shit in my pants, really. Talk a long one, accidentally made [V] angry again. Shit. Then somehow I finally made her happy again. Phheww. Damn, she's damn hard to chi hou. But that's the challenge we've gotta face, yeah?

Then somehow, we agreed to go Tampines Mall. Got ready, took 17. No offence to the bus 17 driver, but his driving skills sucked. why must he jam-brake every time he has to slow down? And damn, the bus stank like hell, and I'm not exaggerating! After that we met up, and made our way to Tampines Mall. I think I already stepped on every single tile of that place, damn I'm bored of that mall.

But anyway, since "The Fifth" is coming, I gotta get [V] a present. I didn't forget, I just didn't have time to get [V] one before it came. So, she choose 2 rings. they looked quite cool, paid for em', and left. We then went to Starbucks again, got her a Java Chip Frapp, and a Caramel Frapp for me. But then she didn't like Java Chip. So much for exploration. So we switched our Frappes. Again, I brought her back, then took the same o' 9 back. this time, the bus was quite empty. Damn, i love empty buses! ALL HAIL EMPTY BUSES!!


Guess That's All,
The R.E, Signing off.

Monday, November 2, 2009

She Has No Rights!

Woke up at 8, no idea why. Why do i wake up so early today for? Okay, woke up, nothing to do. Started another season of CSI:Miami. Hahaha, it's really addictive. Besides that, [V] called, talked a long one. Drank some weird soup. Couldn't find the HALAL symbol, didn't give a shit, cooked it anyway. Tasted like... chicken? Ohhh yeah, it was chicken.

But anyways, met up with [V], spent some bucks on KFC, dumb cashier, didn't gimme my drink. I'll totally kill her, with a straw. Dare cheat my money. She has no rights! No wonder she's not married. Or was it a him? Can't really tell. Actually I don't know if she/he is, but still, it doesn't mean she/he can cheat me, right? Went to the void deck to eat, spat out the oily parts, which was like, 97% of the thing? Must well buy oil and drink even cheaper. But still.

After a while, went to send [V] back, then off i went. took 9 back. Went home, thrashed [K] in MARIO KART DS. Pwned ya'! Actually we got pwned by the CPU. Hahaha


Guess that's all for now,
Double Down, and Under, Signing out.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

The Same O' Sundays

Today was the same as any other Sundays. BORING. So, came home from church, quite an awesome service, really. Came home, watched "ANGELS AND DEMONS" didn't really understand. But it was quite nice, animations, music. It's not bad. The ending's damn cool. =) My dad then slept the whole day, again. He always does.

Oohh, and my phone's crazy again. Dumb phone. I want a new one! This is not fair! SINGTEL SUCKS. How long till my plan expire? =( Man, this sucks. But still, i can't totally blame it. I mean, I did drop it in the toilet bowl before, twice. So... Yeah.

I hope I can get my GUITAR HERO soon. Getting damn bored with ZELDA:TWILIGHT PRINCESS. It's nice, graphics and everything. But it becomes quite boring, since it depends on your strategy a lot. So, for dumb people, this game sucks.

guess that's all,
That's me, signing out.

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