My Hero... & Christmas "Carol".

Merry Christmas Y'all!! Well, today's the December 25, and it's Christ's Birthday!! Today is Awesome. I don't know about your Christmases, but mine was Awe-Strikingly Awesome. =)  Firstly in the morning, I went for CHC's Christmas event. It was totally packed! Good thing we had the VIP spot. Hahaha. I also forgot to bring my notebook to church. =( But anyways, the musical was really fun, I loved it.

After that, we went to fellowship with our previous church friends. We ate at some rather crappy place, then, on to the Shopping... =) First of all, when we reached Parkway Parade, I cheonged to Singtel (Screw it), and my Family and I discussed bout' the plans and stuff. Blah blah, and then decided for me to get a new plan, and a new Phone. Whoo Hoo! Yup, I got a new phone. It's a HTC Hero, running on Android 2.0. =)

Christmas Carol! I'm Gonna write a Carol of my own. =)

On the first day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
And a New Red Power-Ranger.

On the second day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Green Power-Ranger.

On the third day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Blue Power-Ranger.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Black Power-Ranger.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me

Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New White Power-Ranger.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Six Sided Dices,
Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Violet Power-Ranger.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Seven Eleven Vouchers,
Six Sided Dices,
Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Turquoise Power-Ranger.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Eight Worn-Out Brushes,
Seven Eleven Vouchers,
Six Sided Dices,
Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Orange Power-Ranger.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Nine Losers Humping,
Eight Worn-Out Brushes,
Seven Eleven Vouchers,
Six Sided Dices,
Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Beige Power-Ranger.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Ten Turkish Dramas,
Nine Losers Humping,
Eight Worn-Out Brushes,
Seven Eleven Vouchers,
Six Sided Dices,
Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Naked Power-Ranger.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me

Eleven Eaten Carrots
Ten Turkish Dramas,
Nine Losers Humping,
Eight Worn-Out Brushes,
Seven Eleven Vouchers,
Six Sided Dices,
Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Born Power-Ranger.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My buddy sent to me
Twelve Black Prostitutes,
Eleven Eaten Carrots

Ten Turkish Dramas,
Nine Losers Humping,
Eight Worn-Out Brushes,
Seven Eleven Vouchers,
Six Sided Dices,
Five Rusty Fans,
Four Black Midgets,
Three Dutch Fags,
Two Fat Homos,
And a New Multi-Colored Power-Ranger!

Guess That's All,
AutoFocus, Signing Off.

P.S.   I've Changed My Number, Contact Me Via Facebook/ Msn, Till I Inform All Of Y'all. =)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Guess My Life's Ain't FML-ish.

As y'all can see, I've given up talkin' bout' how my day was and stuff. Wait, have I said that before? Who cares anyways. =) Yesterday I slept around 4:32am. And No, no I wasn't watching what y'all peeps Think. I was, if y'all even belief me, actually Reading. Yes, Reading. Yesterday when I was watching some random YouTube videos, I stumbled across a website, which is FMYLIFE.COM. The site's for people to share the Sh!t that happened to them. Some of them are REALLY FUNNY, but some are just obviously Fakes. Well, FML actually means "F-ck My Life". Here are 3 good examples...

"Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML."

 "Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML."

"Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML."

Y'all should've realized that all of their FML's starts with "Today" and ends with "FML". =)  It's a staple, btw.

Hahaha, they're really awesome, you can make an account and share your Sh!t too. =) Why am I advertising... Okay, My Dad allowed me to buy a new phone, so please tell me any suitable phone models. SERIOUSLY. =) He also bought a Canon Digital EOS camera today. Hi-Def, HD camera lehh! Super Random, yeah? Hahaha, it costs 1'900SGD market price, but he got it for only 1'500SGD. Hurray for good friends. =D Really love that camera, I already spammed it like heck, and my Dad says that I can "Use it whenever I want". Whoo hoo!

Guess That's All,

PartialJerk, Signing Off.

Should've, Could've, Would've.

Woah, I haven't posted for damn long, like since 1753. Okay, I've been slacking from Posting already, should update more often. =)  Okay, I went to the Candle Light Service yesterday, and it was Awe-striking.  It was a Pre-Christmas celebration, and it was fun. We turned off ALL the lights in the EXPO Hall 8, and then the Senior Pastor lights up his candle, and then pass the fire on to the next person, and on, and on, and on. So, from a dark room of 8'000-10'000 people, became a room filled with little flames. Awesome.

Okay, as for today, I went to JB. The real reason that we actually went to Malaysia, is to check out my Dad's new GPS (For all you Dumb Dickwads, GPS means Global Positioning System.). Really cool, but sometimes it goes crazy, and he can't adjust the volume. One word explanation. CHINA. But still, it's damn accurate, and it's damn handy. So, we went to two Mega-Malls, they're pretty huge... that's why they're Mega-Malls. One of em' is as big as our VivoCity, another is... meh... Twice as Big. Over there, I bought my new school bag. Can't wait to go back to school!!
-shows excited face with practically no constipation at all-

So, on our way back, my Dad set his GPS destination to our home. It streamed all possible routes, and then, off we go. At one point, my Dad saw "Woodlands" and he just cheonged into the lane when the GPS said not to. Where did we end up? That's right, kiddo. We ended up in a closed road. He then blamed my Mum, (just for cover, I think.) and then he obeyed strictly to the GPS and we found a faster way back. All Hail GPSes.

Damnit, I've still got no sh!t of an Orc poop on what to get for Christmas...  Band Hero Wii/ DJ Hero Wii/ Guitar Hero 5/  iPod/ Media Players/ Cameras/ One way ticket for 2 to BeiJing, China/ A Starfish... ... That's just one of the things I not like bout' Gift-Giving occasions. I Don't Frickin' Know What To Frickin' Get For My Frickin' Self. Say that three times fast. =) I NEED SOME F-CKIN' HELP, DAMNIT!!


Guess That's All,
ConstipationAnticipation, Signing Off.

Damnit! & DEC 09' RANT

Okay, so like I've said on the previous Post, I had my "Friendly" Match with  Tampines Sec. Well, let's just say that that School's players have too much HORMONES. Way too much. They're in Sec 1 and they're as tall as A Penisaurous... Hehehe... Okay, whatever. Enough crap. I -WAS- supposed to play 1st Doubles today, but a Dickwad just has to pop up. So, I was transferred to 2nd Doubles. From "Potential win" to F-cked up loser crap. *Sigh* That Dumb Wishing Well made no Hell of a Difference. Obviously I lost to them, my Fag partner takes the quote "No Guts, No Glory" too seriously. But the bad thing is, that quote does NOT work on him.

Ooohh, today's also my Parents 20th Anniversary. Quite Pimpish right? =)  To celebrate that, My Family went to Clark Quay's Palm Beach. We ate this Super-Special-Awwesome  3-Cheese Baked Crab. It was Awwwesome. =) I also broken my Guitar Hero DS's Longest Streak today. =)  My Best Streak is - 460. Beat That! =)

-----DEC 09' RANT-----

Hippos FTW!

The Hippopotamus amphibius is an Awesome animal. At least that's what I think. =) I've got no idea where I heard this, but the Hippo Kills more People than Lions do. So Hippos are  Mean, Fat, Constipated Killers. Hahaha I also wrote a poem for Hippos! Besides that, I've got no Idea what to talk about. I shouldn't have put I as an option. Damnit. Anyways, This Is The Poem.

If Hippos Stand,

It's not a Shame,

I'd shake it's Hand,

and play a Game.

What will we Play?

A game of Crafts.

Which are not for Gays,

nor the Daft.

The time Start,

With some Paint,

Hippo Lets out a Massive Fart.

Then I Faint.

How was it? I tried to make it more rhymey and sound more Shakespearean. And that didn't really make any sense, did it? =) And It kinda sucked. Sucked Leopard's Di-ks. Damnit, Eww...

Guess That's All,

AntiFags, Signing Off.

P.S.   Please vote on the Poll on which should the 2010 Rant be on. Thanks!

So... Much... Pressure... BREATHE!

Tomorrow's gonna be the 1st time I'm gonna be challenging other schools, so I feel damn Pressurized. And I f-ckin' Hate it. Hahaha yup, I don't care bout' Censorship any more. =) F-ck Censorship. In the Ass. Okayokay, I know that it's only a Friendly Match, but still. The only thing I don't want happening, is that I'm gonna be playing against two Tall-Ass-Guys. With Armpit Hair. Eeeww, that sends shivers down my Toe-nails.

So, like I've mentioned, I've been changed to 1st Doubles, with a better dude as my partner. But everything has a bad side, unless it's Jesus or Chuck Norris, and they're not who I'm referring to. Anyway, back to that New-dude. He is.. I'm sad to say, A BLACK. But I don't mean it in a Racist way (actually I do) . Yeah, I know, I know... But look on the side which you can actually watch movies on, he plays Better than the other Fag(s), so I'll have a better chance of winning. =)  But no matter, I'll still need Luck. So Wish me luck. =)

I kinda like Flash games... Random. Hahaha, today I ate a lot of fruits... But just like a Wise Man Once Said, "You Eat The Fruits, Or The Fruits Will Eat You. And If Not, Then God Help Us All".  ... Who the Heck said that? and It doesn't even make sense. Okay, Tomorrow will be the Rant, and I'll also tell y'all the results. So Cy'all' tomorrow. =)

Guess That's All,

DigitalWarfare, Signing Off.

Heck Yeahh!!

There're 2  Awesome stuff that happened today. =) Like many other days, today was boring, just the same stuff repeating, over and over... And over again. First packed "VAIO& Friends", walked to my Sweet L'il Granny's house, went online for a little while... then blah blah blah.

 Okay, First thing's First. Next week, on Wednesday, I'll have a Friendly Match with another school, and I kinda forgot the name of the school. Hahaha, I'll edit that when I know the name. =)  I'm in the 2nd Doubles My previous partner, that I've mentioned before, SUCKS. But that's not the point. The main point is that I'm gonna get another Harder, Stronger, Better, Faster Team mate then the previous. =)  I now have the chance of Winnin'!

The second thing is that My Mum promised to give my a Hundred Bucks tomorrow, for Christmas! Don't rob me! =D And My Dad also Promised my Band Hero Wii so... yeah. =) But still I have to buy the Black Wii remote myself. =(  But anyways, It's Better Than Nothing, yeah? =D

Guess That's All,

Me, and Only Me, Signing Off.

Typical Singaporeans.

Singapore really has too many Singaporean Aunties and Uncles already. I don't like em'. Especially those that walk in the Middle of the Pavement, holding a little Dumb kid's hand, Hunched-backed Singaporean Aunties that don't give a Sh!t bout' where other people walk.

 

 I also don't like those Singaporean Aunties that stand in the Middle of the Walkway, and with one hand holding their Phone, and another hand pulling down their Specs, and start -trying- to read those Little words on the screen, and blocking people's way. (No offence were intended)

There're many other things that Singaporean Aunties would do, is that they will Scream into the Phone when they're talking, be Picky at what they get, bug for Free Stuff... etc.? There're a lot of stuff that Singaporean Aunties do that will Irritate people. Leave a Tag if you know something else that Singaporean Aunties do which are Irritating like hell. =)

Guess That's All,

Ψ(Psi), Signing Off.

I've Made My Decision.

I've (Obviously) made my decision on (Obviously), something. That something, is again (Obviously), gonna be explained in this Post. =D  Okay, for at least, one and a half months, I've been uninterruptedly Posting EVERYDAY. Not what everybody, (Obviously) which are Blogging, do for their Blogs.

So I Think To Myself (What a Wonderful World~) , "If I Have Lots Of Boring Days In My Life, Why Would My Readers Wanna Waste Their Sh!t On Boring Stuff?" so... yeah. I end the "Boring and Un-Interesting Days" Series, which ended at 5. (If you wanna spend your final Sh!t on that last "Boring and Un-Interesting Days" Post, click this sentence.)

Okay, I've been spending all my nights watching Comedies, CSI:MIAMI, and a Heck Load of LOST. It ROCKS. Anyone that likes Confusing shows to work up your mind, this is the show for ya', No Lie. So I've been wondering should I change my Target on my X'mas gift. So, these are my options, PLEASE TAG YOUR ANSWER. =D   Thanks y'all!

1) Band Hero Wii + Black Wii Remote (Est. $325 + $50 = $375)

2) A New iPod, Touch/Nano (Est. $180-$360 )

3) A New Bed (Est. $100 )

  4) A Sh!t Load Of Money   (Est. $12.25) =D

Guess That's All,

LostFanatic, Signing Off.

Boring And Un-Interesting Days, #5

Well, Another Boring Day... This will also be the shortest ever Post. =D I'm makin' it the shortest, but it won't be Ridiculously short. (B.t.w., I'm controlling to not put "Midget" here.) =D

So today I woke up at, 10:23am, with the Sun was shining into my Eye. I doubt ANYONE on Earth can stand that. After that, I went to my Granny's house with "VAIO& Friends".

I got a call from my Mum, and I got back home. I watched LOST, and then slept at around 3:41am. I told you this would be short (I won't say "Midget" for this too). =D

Guess That's All

UlcerHater, Signing Off, Once Again.

I've Gotta Stop!

Y'all peeps might think what do I mean to "Stop Doing". Hahaha, Okay. There are around 3 Things, obviously there're more then 3 for me, but of course there's no more space to add, =) that I've Gotta Stop, and I'm gonna explain it in this Post. =)  I could leave this topic and talk about it in another Rant. But no matter. Hahaha, so since today was really really boring and there's nothing to talk about. Hahaha Okay..

-The Top 3 Things That I've Gotta Stop Doing-

I've Gotta Stop SWEARING

Lots of people know. I swear, A lot, very often. So I've decided to Stop Swearing. Being vulgar is like, Stepping on SH!T. So, to get outta this SH!T "Quicksand", I needa stop Swearing. Wish Me Luck On This One, I really Need It.  XD

I've Really Gotta Stop BEING MEAN. 
Well, if you read one of my previous Posts, I talked about "Meanity" (Click here to view the Post) I mentioned that Meanity SUCKS. SO if Meanity SUCK and I'm mean, that means I SUCK. So, to avoid being a SUCKER, I have to stop being mean.

Finally, I've Gotta Stop BEING RACIST!

Okay, for this one, it's gonna be really hard to Change. I've help my Friends Change (I failed most of em', so Strikeout Counselor for "Future Careers") Hahaha. Okay, if I wasn't Racist, I'd most probably have 619% lesser Enemies then I have now, And that includes internet. But on the other hand, I'd have 3754% lesser Friends. So yeah. I might even be famous cause' I  "Don't feel comfortable with people of that race and I prefer to stay away for them"  A.K.A., RACIST.

Guess That's All,

Σ (Sigma), Signing Off. 

Nature's Just Awesome.

Today I woke up at... Malaysia. And we kinda overslept. We were supposed to check out by 12pm, and we woke up at 11:53am. Ooopps! So we cheonged, and we just Rushed down to the counter. And, like almost Every single Singaporean Dad, my Dad Scolded and Nagged at the Counter-girl like HELL. Asked for a discount, or compensation (B.t.w, if some of y'all don't understand this part, then you should read the previous Post.) So... yeah. We got 50 RM discount. Yup, just 50 RM. Which that is around $20++ Sing only. CHEY!!

Okay, after that, we went for breakfast, and we went to a Waterfall, a really Beautiful Waterfall. Drove a long way, like, 2 hours. But Unfortunately for the Waterfall, people have made the Waterfall into an Amusement Park, with a lot of -You-Know-What- kinda people swimming in it. ... Fags. There are some pictures of it by the left, unless you're a Blind Ass-Magnet. Hahahaha. But still, I feel sorry for the Waterfall. They also blocked off the Little entrance to the foot of the Waterfall, maybe it's dangerous. There are sharp rocks there. There's even a Log in the water. Hahaha


----- Please click on the picture to enlarge. It's 5 megapix, 1.3 meg, so it's really large. =) -----

So, after seeing the Waterfall being tortured by Black Snakes (No Offence), we went to another Far-Off place. A Beach, as you can see from the Right. A really nice place, but yet again.... *Sigh* There's a tree, standing on it's own there, and it's kinda weird. The sand is really fine, and soft. The Beach is famous for it's waves. They are really big, at least compared to Singapore's waves. These waves can go up to your Knee, unless you're A person with Gigantism. Hahaha.

Guess That's All,

NatureFTW, Signing Off.

Blame My STM's.

Okay, so for today, I woke up at, 12:33pm. And I Totally Forgot to pack my stuff for my stay at... Again, Malaysia. I needed to miss Badminton, and need to write a letter, to prove that I'm not lying. LAME, LAME SH!T. Adults nowadays.... They ask, and expect too much. "Expect the Impossible". But C'mon. Common Sense will lead you to think Not the Impossible Impossible. Just the Possible Impossible. You get it?

As most of y'all know, there's a SUPER BIG amount of Pirated stuff there. You can't even tell if the Dried Mangoes there are Genuine. So yeah. Ohh, the hotel room my family booked, was Upgraded to a Suite, F.O.C. Haiya, somehow I just don't get how my Mum does all these stuff. Or maybe she.... ....  Nah, no way! Hahahaa, Okay, so me and my sister went and check out the Shopping Mall there. My Dad went to set up some... Sound Systems at some place for somebody. But look at the bright side... Ooopps, I forgot. There Is No Bright Sides, On  Indians  Hahaha. (Once again, No offence Intended.) Okay, maybe there is. He left us 40RM... Yup. 40 RM. But Guess What, my Sis and I Bought Lunch At Pizza Hut, a movie and Gum with that. AMAZING.

After that, we went back to the hotel, and we watched "IMAGINE THAT", for a little while, and then when my parents came back, we just... went back to the same mall for them to eat lunch. *Sigh* We bought a lot of stuff, went back and watched "LOST 5". And when we were watching that, Ironic-ism  strikes. The water pipe of the Hotel burst, and there are no water for the whole place. What The Heck.

Guess That's All

Ξ (Xi), Signing Off.

Boring And Un-Interesting Days, #4

Okay.. So, this Post is gonna be Short. I'm really Tired, so it's Really Short. Probably even shorter than a Midget!! Hahahahha! Okay, that was mean, gotta stop being mean. =) Meanity* SUCKS. But unfortunately, the World's full of these   JERKS .... I mean People. But as y'all know, "Life's Ain't Fair, Not Even In Video Games." And that includes SIMS one, two, and three.

So I left my House to make my Journey Across Dangerous Obstacles, Mountains And Seas to get to my Granny's house, ON FOOT. Some of you might think, "Why The Heck Do You Keep On Going To Your Granny's House? That's So Lame." Well, let me help you Relieve your Doubts. Does It Matter Why I Go There? No, SHUT UP THEN!   Just kidding. Hahahah, It's Just That I needa Accompany my Granny, and I'll do more Stuff there, instead of being a "House Dinosaur". Hahahah

So I got home, went to 85, ate porridge, and went home, streamed a movie. Watched, and went to Sleep, hopefully. Cause' I'm Obviously not asleep yet. If I was, How the Heck am I supposed to type this Post for y'all to see? =) Ohh, Now I'm really in to Greek Letters, they look Damn Cool!!

Guess That's All

Φ (Phi), Signing Off.

*Meanity = Being Mean. Hahah...ha..

SMASHING.

Well, I've been planning on my December Rant on Hippos, as requested... It's like Damn Hard to think, and it's the First time I've typed "HIPPOS" in my search engine. So yeah, today was really tiring, and I have Muscle aches All Day... At the most UNWANTED PLACES. Woah, Woah, woah, It's not THERE, its just my Leg. Hahahah

Okay, so I woke up at.. Maybe, 11:34am? And, as usual, I packed my Badminton stuff, cause' it's Wednesday, and my "VAIO& Friends" I made my way to "You-Know-Where." Hahaha, slacked there for awhile, then I went off for Badminton. And when I reached there at... approximately 3:02pm, my coach said I was Late. I wanted to shout at him, "Damn It, It's Just Two *Censored* -Ing Minutes, Man!!" But since my spot in the Tournaments next year are in his hands, I grasped my anger and Flushed it down the Toilet Bowl with the Sh!t I just crapped out. Ohh, and I got my new, SMASHING, as in literally, SMASHING, Racket.  XD

Okay, for the Rest of the Post, Let Common Sense Guide You Through. =)

Guess That's All,

Ω (Omega), Signing Off.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!!

Well, as y'all can see today, the First Of December, is my Dad's Birthday! So yeah, I woke up at about, 11:10am, and packed up "VAIO& Friends", and made my way to my Sweet L'il Granny's house, and then I and [K] went on Arcanists for like, 2 hours, then we went down to RollerBlade, and Cruzed my way to some Deserted Place near Temasek Primary, shot Pearls all around.

After that, I went for a Badminton game, played for like... 45 minutes. I'm gettin' good. =) Ohh, when we ([K] and I) reached there, we totally forgot to bring the shuttlecocks... so, yeah. Hahhaha, when I was typing this part of my post, some weird Beetle suddenly dropped onto my keyboard. Ewww! Sick as Hell =) After awhile, Dad called, picked me up and brought me back home. I had a shower, and followed my Dad and Mum to check out the price for some Seafood restaurant. Since it was DayLight Robbery, we changed restaurants, and we end up ate at Tony Roma's. The Food Was AWWWESOME!!

After chucking ourselves with Pork Ribs, we went to buy some stuff. we walked around, and We checked out SONY's new VAIO laptops. Looked cool, but since I already have one, I can't ask my Dad to buy another one. *Sigh* So I went home, watched "Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince". Dumb movie. Harry's getting old... Okay, Cya' peeps soon, Bye!

Guess That's All,

HERO, Signing Off.

P.S.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!!! ROCK ON!! =)