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Friday, February 12, 2010

Bored! & FEB o10' RANT

Damnit, I'm Frickin' bored. I need new Music! Anyone has any suggestions, like an Artist/Band? Please suggest! Besides that....

I EXPERIENCED
LAGS
Don't you just Hate it, when you're surfing the Net, and everything's going smoothly, good internet connections, comfortable seat, nice breeze, no Indians in sight, favorite song's on... When SUDDENLY! Your tab was loading, and you see this Annoying Piece of Crap. I just Hate that Stupid Thing On My Damn Screen! I Frickin' Hate Another thing too. When I was Playing F.O.F (Frets On Fire, It's a Rhythm-Based-PC game), When SUDDENLY! It Frickin' Lags again, and my 300+ hit combo just disappeared in a Screw-Up Sound. I was like, "You Know What? Eh, You Know What?! SCREW YOU IN THE ASS WITH HITLER'S DAMN MUSTACHE!!" Another thing! I just Hate it when you Type something Damn long, like a Paragraph, or a Rant, and you're only concentrating on the keyboard... When SUDDENLY! You look up and you see the screen BLANK. You didn't type Sh!t. Hahaha, that actually did happen to me when I was Typing a Rant, the Jan o10' Rant. =D


-----FEB o10' RANT-----
Lame FaceBook Games

Have you ever see a Facebook Game ad, and it looks totally Awesome, but when you really go and play it, it sucks like a Black Midget Taking A Shit On the Floor? I've never actually done that, but... I can feel your pain. =D I've taken lots of Facebook Quizzes, and I just Hate those that have Super-Ass Lame Answers for their Quizzes! Example...

**Do u tink i like 2 eat veggie?

1) yesh
2) noo
3) yes
4) maybe
5) nope

See the utter Loser-ness? What's the Diff between "Yesh" and "Yes"? Besides that "H", duh... And the question is totally Lame, who the Heck cares if He/ She/ Shim/ It likes to eat Vegetables? And the Spelling for "2" is "Two". And the answer "Maybe" doesn't even answer the question! Another thing, I don't get what so fun about FishWrangler, FarmVille, MafiaWars, FishVille, HappyAquarium ... ?? I don't feel the Fun-ness in those games, man. I'm not trying to say that whoever plays that is Gay, but i just don't feel the Kick. =D


Guess That's All,
 Desperate?, Signing Off.

**This is just for explanatory purposes only, I'm not that Gay.
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 2/12/2010

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