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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Till' You Experienced

Yesterday is so damn F-cked Up. It just Sucks Kangaroo's Dicks, you know why? Cause' I'm frickin' tired, there's Badminton tomorrow, it was 11pm, I need energy for tomorrow, and I'm f-ckin' Screwed up my Ass here! Not literally, duh. That'd be Damn Bloody Gay. Okay, so Yesterday night...

I EXPERIENCED
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

It all started out when I was innocently walking to my room, getting ready to sleep. I jumped into my bed, and tried to sleep. I clozed my eyes, an I couldn't get to sleep. I went like "Damnit, Son of a B!tch, can't frickin' Sleep." So I just tried again. But no, I still can't sleep. I tried lots of ways, Count sheep, count Llamas, count sheep that look like llamas, count llamas that looked like sheep, counted monkey that looked like Obama, count Obama that look like llama, sleep on the floor, read Hamlet, count sheeps that look like Bush, and still, I can't sleep. After that, I got my Dad to sleep at my Main Hall with me. We talked alotta Stuff. But then, when we were chatting, we came across my Grandma's condition. She has been saying she can't sleep for already a month. I can't even handle a day. Some of you people might already be thinking, "You can't sleep? So what!? And you sleep with your Dad? That's like, soo immature, and Gay." Well, then I have 2 words for ya'. SCREW YOU, Ass Crack. Actually, that's 4... Anyway, My Dad also talked bout' if someone couldn't take a piss, what will happen? most of you would just say like, "Ohh, big frickin' deal, don't piss luh." Then I have another 2 words for ya'. SHIT BAG. Imagine, -you're innocently sleeping, and dreaming of something awesome, when suddenly... You wake up, realizing that you bladder was at it's maximum. "Oh sh!t. What should I do when I needa piss? Ohh right! I Piss!" So you make your way to the toilet. When you let it go, it can seem to come out, like the Beavers built a dam at your Bladder's "exit-hole", sealing it up.- Then What Would You Do? Hahaha, After that, I managed to sleep at 3 am., Amazingly.



Guess That's All,
TomatoPeanuts, Signing Off


P.S.   SCREW YOU. =D
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 1/06/2010

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