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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Hey! That's Mine!

Hahaha, my Badminton Tournament against Jun Yuan Sec (never heard of em') yesterday was Hilarious!!! My opponent was literally a Midget, and a Fat-Ass Dude. And before I tell you the second part, lemme get this straight. -IT WAS AN ORDER BY MY COACH TO WHACK THE MIDGET- It wasn't me that hate Midgets, and wanted to Repeatedly Smash him! I LOVE MIDGETS! But my Coach Insisted me to the whack the Midget till' his Mum constipated till' death! He said "I want you both (me and my partner) to keep on whacking the "Shortie"." Hahaha, the Fat-Ass Dude didn't do sh!t, and me and my Buddy kept on smashing the "Little Guy". You should've seen his Constipated face when we Smashed him. In the end, my school Pwned them 5-0, All matches won. My score against the "Big-Guy" and the "Little-Guy" was 12-21, 12-21. It was  EPIC AWWWESOMENESS TO THE MAXIMUM!! Ooohh, And also...

I EXPERIENCED
UN-ORIGINAL NOOBS
Every body knows this feeling. When you invented a Good Joke, or a Cool Word, there will be this group of Noobs all round', that would just snatch your All-Original Joke or Word away. Don't you just hate that? I know I do, cause' in my class, I'm the top Victim for that. Damn, I really Frickin' hate that. Those losers can just go home, and suck on their Mum's nips, find a life, and go away, Very far away. I know every one would fall Victim to this, cause' there a Hell Lott'a people out there, which have no good Ideas, and just wanna steal from those little creative people out there. The part that sucks? My class has a Frickin' lott'a those kinda people. And it just Sucks Llamas toes, don't cha' agree?

Well, another tournament against Springfield Sec, So Wish Me Luck! =D


Guess That's All,
AddictedToZeldaTP, Signing Off.
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 1/23/2010

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