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Saturday, January 30, 2010

N... No.... NOOOOOO!!

Damn, got Thrashed by AHS in Badminton yesterday. I Frickin' hate AHS, the Government should just put all the Hormone-Filled Nerds there. And the Screwed part is, I was Joking bout' playing the First Doubles, and in the pairing up, I really did play First Doubles, instead of the Second Doubles. And the weaker AHS ones were the Second Doubles. And We Got Thrashed. SINGLE DIGIT. Son Of B!tches!! It's Not Fair! Test Their Piss! Steroids, Steroids, I tell you! Or maybe Hormones! Hahaha, okayokay, fine. I Admit, they were outta our League. =D Ohh, I also Completed my ONLY exciting Wii Game, "The Legend Of Zelda, Twilight Princess". I know it sounds really Gay, but it's Frickin' Fun. Now I'm Bored. D=  And besides that...

I EXPERIENCED
STUPID, LAME ANSWERS
Don't you just hate it, when you ask somebody something, and they give you answers that don't actually Answer your Question like it was supposed to be answered, instead they Answer random, no link Answers to Answer you? I know I do, I experience it EVERYDAY. And I know many of y'all experienced this too. And if you don't understand me, lemme give you an Example.
So, now Omega (Ω) is talking to Delta (Δ)

Ω: Hey Delta, Lemme Ask You Something. What Food Do You Like?
Δ : Err, I Don't Know How To Clean Fans, But I Can Knit Tho.
Ω: Ohh Kay... That Wasn't Really What I Asked you, Dude. Seriously, What?
Δ :I Told You, I Love The Smurfs, Yo.
Ω: C'mon, I Wanna Buy You Lunch, Man. Answer The Damn Question.
Δ : Okay, Okay. I'll Tell You. I Actually Hate Romans, And French.
Ω: Screw You, Dude.

See How Frickin' Annoying That Is?! I also Personally Hate the answer "I Don't Know". Seriously, if you're gonna say that to me when I ask you a damn Simple Question, then I suggest you go watch the movie "The Golden Compass", or watch the movie "Memoirs Of A Geisha". Cause' those movies are for peeps like you, if you know what I mean. =D


Guess That's All,
ϡ (Sampi), Signing Off.
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 1/30/2010

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