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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Weirdo, 12 o' Clock.

Okay, before I start, I wanted to say that the Previous Post, "Till' You Experienced" was my Blog's 50th Post, so it's a real Milestone for me, so.... yeah. Well, I also got my Badminton's "C" division Boys Captain to play with me doubles in my upcomin' E-Zone Tournament, which falls on a Wednesday, 20th January. So, Good Luck to me on that. So, besides that....

I EXPERIENCED
SCREWED UP PRINT-TEES

Okay, this one would be damn funny. Today when I was visiting my Sweet L'il Granny, ( BTW, She's hospitalized, so May she get better soon.)  I saw this Uncle wearing a Shirt with this printed on his shirt.  "I Got Laid, Hawaiian Style! (with lots of gay flowers surrounding it)"  ... ... Yes, it's frickin' weird, and No, HE IS NOT RELATED TO ME. What the heck's with "Hawaiian Style"? Damnit, what kinda store would wanna sell that? I bet, he does not know Sh!t, bout' what's printed on his Shirt, which he was wearing it and walking round in the damn Hospital. I also saw this printed on some Auntie's shirt.  "Imma' Virgin, Baby!"  She's like, Crying, 60-70+ years old, with 3 kids and 2 more adults? So I went like, "Okay..."  So, If you have any weird, screwed up Print -Tees like those, Please, PLEASE,  Do Not  Try  Wear This At Home, Or Anywhere Else.


Guess That's All,
WTFITISAL, Signing Off.

P.S.   WTFITISAL means "WTF, I Thought I Saw A Llama!" =D
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 1/13/2010

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