N... No.... NOOOOOO!!

Damn, got Thrashed by AHS in Badminton yesterday. I Frickin' hate AHS, the Government should just put all the Hormone-Filled Nerds there. And the Screwed part is, I was Joking bout' playing the First Doubles, and in the pairing up, I really did play First Doubles, instead of the Second Doubles. And the weaker AHS ones were the Second Doubles. And We Got Thrashed. SINGLE DIGIT. Son Of B!tches!! It's Not Fair! Test Their Piss! Steroids, Steroids, I tell you! Or maybe Hormones! Hahaha, okayokay, fine. I Admit, they were outta our League. =D Ohh, I also Completed my ONLY exciting Wii Game, "The Legend Of Zelda, Twilight Princess". I know it sounds really Gay, but it's Frickin' Fun. Now I'm Bored. D=  And besides that...

I EXPERIENCED
STUPID, LAME ANSWERS

Don't you just hate it, when you ask somebody something, and they give you answers that don't actually Answer your Question like it was supposed to be answered, instead they Answer random, no link Answers to Answer you? I know I do, I experience it EVERYDAY. And I know many of y'all experienced this too. And if you don't understand me, lemme give you an Example.

So, now Omega (Ω) is talking to Delta (Δ)

Ω: Hey Delta, Lemme Ask You Something. What Food Do You Like?

Δ : Err, I Don't Know How To Clean Fans, But I Can Knit Tho.

Ω: Ohh Kay... That Wasn't Really What I Asked you, Dude. Seriously, What?

Δ :I Told You, I Love The Smurfs, Yo.

Ω: C'mon, I Wanna Buy You Lunch, Man. Answer The Damn Question.

Δ : Okay, Okay. I'll Tell You. I Actually Hate Romans, And French.

Ω: Screw You, Dude.

See How Frickin' Annoying That Is?! I also Personally Hate the answer "I Don't Know". Seriously, if you're gonna say that to me when I ask you a damn Simple Question, then I suggest you go watch the movie "The Golden Compass", or watch the movie "Memoirs Of A Geisha". Cause' those movies are for peeps like you, if you know what I mean. =D

Guess That's All,

ϡ (Sampi), Signing Off.

How In The Heck.... ??

Have you ever seen/ smelled/ touched/  humped/ killed/  heard something that Made no sense, but somehow did make some sense, cause' it actually happened when it doesn't Make sense? I know I have. I actually experienced it, and it just... It was just... it... It just... I... It just.... It... Just... ... Made no sense. I threw in a Netball into the Netball Pole from the 3-Pointer area, and it somehow went in. I Smashed the Net in Badminton and it went through the net. I chopped a Tomato into 3 Equal Pieces in one fast Slice. I threw a piece of Tissue Paper out and it hit a Bird and it died. I also invented something that turns bright when I flick a tiny Switch, and it goes dark when I flick it again. I threw a Fishball through a Turban. ... Probably should'nt say that, eh? =D I know. WTF, right? I know, I know... The Damn Fishball Flew Into The Turban and Out. I'm not shure if I actually Missed, but I saw it was gonna hit, and it didn't. So, the Moral of the story is, "Beware Those who Possess A Turban, They Are The TURBANATORS!" *Dun-Dun Dum!* =D  I also...

I EXPERIENCED

WEIRD, AWKWARD, RANDOM SOUNDS  

It just scares me, when a quiet place, like the toilet (not when you have Constipation or Diarrhea) And all of a sudden, a Weird, Screwed up sound just goes off. "Kwwweaaaaa!!" That actually did happen to me, and I jumped up. I Frickin' did. I don't know what the Heck it was, but it totally freaked me out. Toilets have the Weirdest stuff in em'. Another place would be the Bus. When you're sitting all alone at your seat, no one's talking loudly, the sun shines on your face, the Air-Con's ain't too cold, and you say "Aaahh, how Awesome!" (Btw, when I was typing that part, I had a De-Ja-Vu. Creeeepy. =D)  And then, all of a sudden, really quickly, suddenly, all of a sudden, suddenly, all of a sudden,  Sudde...   A fat-ass Aunty "drops" on the seat beside you, and makes you fly up, and she gives you that "Heh heh, don't mind me" face. And for the rest of the journey, she rapidly Farts and Burps loudy. That would just Suck! =D Heh heh, Random.

Guess That's All.

6thSense, Signing Off.

P.S.   COLOSSALMON!! It's -mostly- EVERYWHERE!!! =D

What A Loser...

Have you ever liked something that someone gave you, like a sweet, and you seriously like it, but don't have the guts to ask for another, cause' it'll make you loose face? Well, I know I have. I FRICKIN' LIKED THAT GUMMY BEAR!! =D  I didn't have the guts to ask my SpringField Opponent to give me more high shots for me to WHACK! Heh heh, against SpringField, 4-1 Win. Yay! For my game, We won 8-21, 11-21. =D You know what that means? That means BDS is up for the 2nd Round for the first time! Hurray! And Imm'a get a treat from my Coach. =D Besides that...

 I EXPERIENCED

STUPID, LARD-FILLED MEAT BAGS

Have you ever met a really Dumb, Idiotic, Fat-Ass, Act-Cute, Clumsy Ass crack? I know I did, and he is a Serious Stupid Loser, which can't do anything right. Can't believe he survived till' now with that Low I.Q. Not Trying to say my I.Q. is damn frickin' high, but at least I'm not a Lard-Filled, 24/7 Boner-Possession Beggar. He is just plain Pathetic, I have seriously No Word Explanation for this Loser... ... Except the  word  Phrase "Stupid Piece Of Walking Sh!t With A Midget Brain, Or Maybe No Brain At All." And the word "Pathetic". I hope in my life, and in your life, We will not meet one of this Pathetic Loser/ Beggar/ Orphan/F-ckFace/ D!ckFace/ Desperate/ Never-Able-To-Be-Married/ AssFace.

Guess That's All,

NoSpell, Signing Off.

Hey! That's Mine!

Hahaha, my Badminton Tournament against Jun Yuan Sec (never heard of em') yesterday was Hilarious!!! My opponent was literally a Midget, and a Fat-Ass Dude. And before I tell you the second part, lemme get this straight. -IT WAS AN ORDER BY MY COACH TO WHACK THE MIDGET- It wasn't me that hate Midgets, and wanted to Repeatedly Smash him! I LOVE MIDGETS! But my Coach Insisted me to the whack the Midget till' his Mum constipated till' death! He said "I want you both (me and my partner) to keep on whacking the "Shortie"." Hahaha, the Fat-Ass Dude didn't do sh!t, and me and my Buddy kept on smashing the "Little Guy". You should've seen his Constipated face when we Smashed him. In the end, my school Pwned them 5-0, All matches won. My score against the "Big-Guy" and the "Little-Guy" was 12-21, 12-21. It was  EPIC AWWWESOMENESS TO THE MAXIMUM!! Ooohh, And also...

I EXPERIENCED

UN-ORIGINAL NOOBS

Every body knows this feeling. When you invented a Good Joke, or a Cool Word, there will be this group of Noobs all round', that would just snatch your All-Original Joke or Word away. Don't you just hate that? I know I do, cause' in my class, I'm the top Victim for that. Damn, I really Frickin' hate that. Those losers can just go home, and suck on their Mum's nips, find a life, and go away, Very far away. I know every one would fall Victim to this, cause' there a Hell Lott'a people out there, which have no good Ideas, and just wanna steal from those little creative people out there. The part that sucks? My class has a Frickin' lott'a those kinda people. And it just Sucks Llamas toes, don't cha' agree?

Well, another tournament against Springfield Sec, So Wish Me Luck! =D

Guess That's All,

AddictedToZeldaTP, Signing Off.

Noisy Piece Of Sh!t! & JAN o'10 RANT

Ever think that Rhinos could jump over 13 crates of oranges and sing the American National Anthem while biting on a rotton banana 4 months old at the same time? I had thunk about that too, and for today, I got whacked in my face by a Netball. So, all my Dignity is lost, I'll need time to find em' back, Specs got screwed, so... yeah, I fixed it. And  Besides that...

I EXPERIENCED

NOISY EGOTISTIC PEOPLE

Don't you just Frickin' hate it, when a Random, Screwed up White/Black/Any Other Colored Guy come up to you when you're talking to your Own friends, and he feels left out, so he starts talking Crap not related to you and tries to join in the conversation with you, and still uses the Frickin' accents that he has to talk, and thinks it's cool? "Ohh... Yea, yea. I teeeink I nooe wauht ya'll peepol ah tokin' a'baout." Then he starts Talking Greek to you. THAT SUCKS. Noisy and Nosy White People, STAY HOME! YOU SUCK. Go suck your Fish or something. And Black Guys... ... What's there to say... =) Just Like Russell Peters say, "Indian people can't help but be cheap, it's in their blood to be cheap." For me, I disagree. Yeahh, I disagreed to something that's supposed to be bad. But why? Lemme tell you why. I don't think Indians are cheap, cause' Indians ... err.... Wait, Indians are Cheap. =D

-----JAN o'10 RANT-----

Retarded Midgets

Finally, one topic that I actually wanted to talk bout'. =D Okay, for ya'll  Noobs  People That still don't know the Pimpest word round' yet, Midget, I've kindly Provided the... Link! Go read it yourself, Punk. I don't wanna type it out. ... I don't wanna Copy & Paste it either. =)   Like some of you people that have a Baby or toddler in around the Household might know/realize, babies are literally "A PAIN IN THE ASS" in both Roman And Irish, and maybe even Netherlands. "Babies Just Remind Me Of Retarded Midgets" says Shane Dawson. =D I totally agree, so I wanted to give My view of "Retarded Midgets" as well. Okay, people in Singapore don't really meet or see Retarded people or even just any Midgets, is because they're most likely Trapped in their home till' Eternity. So no one would ever see them. But think bout' this, if bout' 93% of Singaporean Midgets stay at home till' Eternity, There's only left with 7% of the Midgets out there. In That 7%, what are the Chances for one to be Retarded? And so, what are the chances he/she/shim would ever come outta' the house? Okay, another point. Some, or even all people that hear other people talk, make jokes or laugh at Midgets would say those people are Mean. But in those people, 96.72% said they would laugh too. But the Other 3.28% of people, they Lied. So everybody would at least get the urge to talk bout' Midgets, let alone Retarded ones. =D

Presenting...

THE MIDGET CHEER!

Let's Go!

Five, Four, Three, Two, One,

Oooohh~ ...

M! to the, I! to the, D! to the, G! to the, E! to the, T!

M - I - D - G - E - T

Goooo~ ...

MIDGETS!!!

Guess That's All,

100Pa'centMidgetSupporter, Signing Off.

Weirdo, 12 o' Clock.

Okay, before I start, I wanted to say that the Previous Post, "Till' You Experienced" was my Blog's 50th Post, so it's a real Milestone for me, so.... yeah. Well, I also got my Badminton's "C" division Boys Captain to play with me doubles in my upcomin' E-Zone Tournament, which falls on a Wednesday, 20th January. So, Good Luck to me on that. So, besides that....

I EXPERIENCED

SCREWED UP PRINT-TEES

Okay, this one would be damn funny. Today when I was visiting my Sweet L'il Granny, ( BTW, She's hospitalized, so May she get better soon.)  I saw this Uncle wearing a Shirt with this printed on his shirt.  "I Got Laid, Hawaiian Style! (with lots of gay flowers surrounding it)"  ... ... Yes, it's frickin' weird, and No, HE IS NOT RELATED TO ME. What the heck's with "Hawaiian Style"? Damnit, what kinda store would wanna sell that? I bet, he does not know Sh!t, bout' what's printed on his Shirt, which he was wearing it and walking round in the damn Hospital. I also saw this printed on some Auntie's shirt.  "Imma' Virgin, Baby!"  She's like, Crying, 60-70+ years old, with 3 kids and 2 more adults? So I went like, "Okay..."  So, If you have any weird, screwed up Print -Tees like those, Please, PLEASE,  Do Not  Try  Wear This At Home, Or Anywhere Else.

Guess That's All,

WTFITISAL, Signing Off.

P.S.   WTFITISAL means "WTF, I Thought I Saw A Llama!" =D

Till' You Experienced

Yesterday is so damn F-cked Up. It just Sucks Kangaroo's Dicks, you know why? Cause' I'm frickin' tired, there's Badminton tomorrow, it was 11pm, I need energy for tomorrow, and I'm f-ckin' Screwed up my Ass here! Not literally, duh. That'd be Damn Bloody Gay. Okay, so Yesterday night...

I EXPERIENCED

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

It all started out when I was innocently walking to my room, getting ready to sleep. I jumped into my bed, and tried to sleep. I clozed my eyes, an I couldn't get to sleep. I went like "Damnit, Son of a B!tch, can't frickin' Sleep." So I just tried again. But no, I still can't sleep. I tried lots of ways, Count sheep, count Llamas, count sheep that look like llamas, count llamas that looked like sheep, counted monkey that looked like Obama, count Obama that look like llama, sleep on the floor, read Hamlet, count sheeps that look like Bush, and still, I can't sleep. After that, I got my Dad to sleep at my Main Hall with me. We talked alotta Stuff. But then, when we were chatting, we came across my Grandma's condition. She has been saying she can't sleep for already a month. I can't even handle a day. Some of you people might already be thinking, "You can't sleep? So what!? And you sleep with your Dad? That's like, soo immature, and Gay." Well, then I have 2 words for ya'. SCREW YOU, Ass Crack. Actually, that's 4... Anyway, My Dad also talked bout' if someone couldn't take a piss, what will happen? most of you would just say like, "Ohh, big frickin' deal, don't piss luh." Then I have another 2 words for ya'. SHIT BAG. Imagine, -you're innocently sleeping, and dreaming of something awesome, when suddenly... You wake up, realizing that you bladder was at it's maximum. "Oh sh!t. What should I do when I needa piss? Ohh right! I Piss!" So you make your way to the toilet. When you let it go, it can seem to come out, like the Beavers built a dam at your Bladder's "exit-hole", sealing it up.- Then What Would You Do? Hahaha, After that, I managed to sleep at 3 am., Amazingly.

Guess That's All,

TomatoPeanuts, Signing Off

P.S.   SCREW YOU. =D

First Day.

Well, today's the first day of schooling on o'10. I woke up at 6:11am, damnit. Nothing to say for today... Well, seems now there's not really anytime for long posts, I think I'd rather do little posts on stuff I stumbled upon in my day. So today, I Experienced...

I EXPERIENCED

BODY ODOR

 Okay, I can stand Unglam-ness, I can also stand Sick Crap hanging from your nose, or even outta your pants. I can also stand a Llama taking a Sh!t. But not Extreme Body Stench. I was brutally Gang Banged by the Immense Stink-ish-ness by 3 people surrounding me, excluding the Bus stench today, for 5 minutes, and it was NOT good. I know I'm not the Most "Fragrant" person in the world, but at least I know that I don't smell like A Sock worn for 4 weeks without washing, stuffed with BullSh!t, then Soaked in spoilt Goat Milk for 3 days, then sunned for 5 days and swinged around in circles, then ovals, then Wrapped in Banana Leaves and Baked for 2 days and then gets soaked in Horse Piss til' eternity. Yeah, the Indian Guy, the Indian lady, the bus stench and another dude's Hairy-Ass armpit smells like... ... What else?

Guess That's All,

AmericanSlanga', Signing Off.

Whole New Decade.

Yeahyeahyeah, as all of you would know, every one in the World probably has a "Happy New Year, I Wish You All The Best In 2010!" message in they're message inbox. Everyone that has a phone would have one. I woke up this morning, I saw 12 messages, guess what I saw? Yup, I saw... "Happy New Year, I Wish You All The Best In 2010!" so yeah. Y'all can feel free to Tag me how many "2010 Congratz" message you have. Hahaha. Not that I don't like em', though. I mean, I like it. But... Yeah. =)

Well, school gonna reopen, *crowd roars from afar* I'm really excited. I'm not sure about you guys, but I am. These holidays are just plain boring. I've also only bought 3 books for school, so I think I'm kinda screwed. Oh well, like I always say, F-ck It. Anyways, I can buy em' in school, so, yeah.

So about yesterday's countdown, I think, just my opinion, it SUCKS. The sound quality was Bad, people performing just can't do what they're supposed to do. Okay, so now I'll talk bout' what my Haters would say. They'll most likely say "You can't say that, can you Sing? No right?!" or... "You can't even scratch the records like the DJs, so shut up la!". Yes, I can read your minds. Well, if you said that, then I've got something for you. What starts with an "O" and ends with a "N" and it rhymes with "Opinion"?

People also talk bout' their New Year's Resolution. So I'm gonna talk bout' it too. So my New Year's Resolution is to Not be such of a Jerk in 2010, and anything else that does not make a bad impression of myself. =) I've also got the final result for the 2010 January's Rant, and the topic is "Retarded Midgets", and I'll be posting that at around 15-20 January o'10.

Okay, on the serious note, Happy New Year, All.

Because this Is Not Just A New Year. It's A New Start, A Whole New Decade.


Guess That's All,
MaliciousAcademia, Signing Off