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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

How In The Heck.... ??

Have you ever seen/ smelled/ touched/  humped/ killed/  heard something that Made no sense, but somehow did make some sense, cause' it actually happened when it doesn't Make sense? I know I have. I actually experienced it, and it just... It was just... it... It just... I... It just.... It... Just... ... Made no sense. I threw in a Netball into the Netball Pole from the 3-Pointer area, and it somehow went in. I Smashed the Net in Badminton and it went through the net. I chopped a Tomato into 3 Equal Pieces in one fast Slice. I threw a piece of Tissue Paper out and it hit a Bird and it died. I also invented something that turns bright when I flick a tiny Switch, and it goes dark when I flick it again. I threw a Fishball through a Turban. ... Probably should'nt say that, eh? =D I know. WTF, right? I know, I know... The Damn Fishball Flew Into The Turban and Out. I'm not shure if I actually Missed, but I saw it was gonna hit, and it didn't. So, the Moral of the story is, "Beware Those who Possess A Turban, They Are The TURBANATORS!" *Dun-Dun Dum!* =D  I also...


I EXPERIENCED
WEIRD, AWKWARD, RANDOM SOUNDS  
It just scares me, when a quiet place, like the toilet (not when you have Constipation or Diarrhea) And all of a sudden, a Weird, Screwed up sound just goes off. "Kwwweaaaaa!!" That actually did happen to me, and I jumped up. I Frickin' did. I don't know what the Heck it was, but it totally freaked me out. Toilets have the Weirdest stuff in em'. Another place would be the Bus. When you're sitting all alone at your seat, no one's talking loudly, the sun shines on your face, the Air-Con's ain't too cold, and you say "Aaahh, how Awesome!" (Btw, when I was typing that part, I had a De-Ja-Vu. Creeeepy. =D)  And then, all of a sudden, really quickly, suddenly, all of a sudden, suddenly, all of a sudden,  Sudde...   A fat-ass Aunty "drops" on the seat beside you, and makes you fly up, and she gives you that "Heh heh, don't mind me" face. And for the rest of the journey, she rapidly Farts and Burps loudy. That would just Suck! =D Heh heh, Random.



Guess That's All.
6thSense, Signing Off.


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