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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

First Day.

Well, today's the first day of schooling on o'10. I woke up at 6:11am, damnit. Nothing to say for today... Well, seems now there's not really anytime for long posts, I think I'd rather do little posts on stuff I stumbled upon in my day. So today, I Experienced...

I EXPERIENCED
BODY ODOR
 Okay, I can stand Unglam-ness, I can also stand Sick Crap hanging from your nose, or even outta your pants. I can also stand a Llama taking a Sh!t. But not Extreme Body Stench. I was brutally Gang Banged by the Immense Stink-ish-ness by 3 people surrounding me, excluding the Bus stench today, for 5 minutes, and it was NOT good. I know I'm not the Most "Fragrant" person in the world, but at least I know that I don't smell like A Sock worn for 4 weeks without washing, stuffed with BullSh!t, then Soaked in spoilt Goat Milk for 3 days, then sunned for 5 days and swinged around in circles, then ovals, then Wrapped in Banana Leaves and Baked for 2 days and then gets soaked in Horse Piss til' eternity. Yeah, the Indian Guy, the Indian lady, the bus stench and another dude's Hairy-Ass armpit smells like... ... What else?


Guess That's All,
AmericanSlanga', Signing Off.
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 1/05/2010

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