Well, Happy CNY? Damn, I feel Gay when I say that. Gayness, Whoo hoo! =D Anyway, my Ang Bao (Red Packets) money have to be HALFED, no idea why. So... yeah. It sucks, but Better than Nothin'! Anyways...
I -PERSONALLY- EXPERIENCED
RETARDED MIDGETS
Okay, I admit. The JAN o10' RANT, on Retarded Midgets was not Actually Funny. Maybe for you, a little giggle here, and there... and Down THERE, but it's still not funny. =) It's More to the Factual Side. So since I have the actual Experience now, Imma Shoot It Out! Watch Out MIDGETS!!
Okay, I seriously frickin' hate whoever's Kid that came to my house, and F*cked my dog in the Ass. And he actually thought he was Kind, Helpful, Gay, Black, Animal Abusive, Cute, Thoughtful, Abusive and Adorable. But NO! He almost killed my 10-year old Pup! He was just like, taking a Smurf-Bolster and just Screwing my li'l Pup in her Asshole! I was like, "This time I'll cloze an eye on your Abusive actions... I see you so Midget-ish, and your Mother gave me 2 buc... Wait... 2 BUCKS?! F*CK YOU, MIDGET!!" Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 4 bucks. ... Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 22 bucks. ... ... Nah, just kiddin'. His Mom gave me 6, I guess. Okay, Sidetracked. Back on the Animal Abuse. He literally Grabbed her Soft, Tender Paws and Yank em' up so high till' her Intestines feel the tension, and her Weak, Fragile Bones would be strained to the Max. And when she couldn't take in anymore Bullsh!t, He just lets her go, making her, my Pup, Crash into the ground like the Oceanic Flight 815. Her Cries could be heard a Mile away, her Tears could fill a Pumpkin up... But she's Cool, she's Fine. Except she was Limping and Bleeding to Death.
-Moral of the Story-
Beware of 3-7 year old kids MIDGETS that comes to your house... They'll F*ck You Up. Maybe not you, but they'll F*ck something up, alright.
Guess That's All,
Turbanator!, Signing Off.
