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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Yupitoo! (you-pee-too ... Hahaha)

It's just another of the Lame, Crappy and Screwed up days. I hate these days. So, for me, I just *censored* it, ya' know? Not literally, though. Okay, firstly I woke up at 11:21am. I saw [V]'s "wake-up" message, and replied her and she called, and we chatted for just awhile, as she was out, so... yeah. After that, she told me that she's somewhere at Tampines, and she asked if I could meet up. I then told her bout' my training and everything, and in the end, I agreed to meet up. =)

When we met up, we went to buy some stuff to eat. I bought for her food, and we went to a quiet part of the Void Deck nearby and ate the food I bought. The food was quite okay, she quite liked it, but not me. Hahaha, so after that, we hanged out for awhile, then took off. We both took 14 together, and we dropped off at Tanah Merah Station. We then waited for my old pal, 9. Once my old pal 9 arrived, I waved goodbye, and see the bus disappear from my sight. Hahaha. After that I walked to my Granny's, changed, and took off.

I then reached school, and had a long day of training. But it's damn fun. My coach didn't bring the rackets I was supposed to buy today. I was gonna get a new one, damn it! After that, went back, ate some stuff, and waited for my mum to come over. After she came, first disaster. My phone bill went -Ka-Pheeeww!- So yeah. most likely getting a Hi-card. Then after that, second disaster. I was chatting with [V] and she asked me to call her. So I did, and she asked me to go cycling tomorrow. But I can't so, yeah. She's angry. Damn it. After that, I streamed another movie, and HOPE that she'll chill.


Guess That's All,
ConstipationDevastion (Hahaha), Signing Off.

P.S.  Yupitoo doesn't really mean anything, but it could mean "I'm Happy!" I'm not shure. Hahaha
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 11/18/2009

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