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Monday, November 23, 2009

Ohh, SH!T.

Okay, firstly we start off with... The Morning... Just like every other  human/animal/TVs/plants/blankets/Iron Man/dead fishes  start out. Ohh I just remembered. Hahahaha, When I was typing this Post, which is on about... 12:32am, I thought I didn't post of Monday. Cause' my computer calendar say's "00:32, Tuesday, 24/11/09" so I was like, "Oh SH!T. I don't wanna post twice!"Then I was like... "Okay, fine... So what did I do on Monday... Hmmmmm... Ehh, wait. I am Posting for Monday! Hahah, I'm such an Idiot! I'm so gonna Post this", which I did. Hahaha, I'm so slow.

Okay, so basically I woke up at around... Let's see, maybe, 12:21pm? And since I lent my phone to my Sister yesterday, My SIM Card wasn't in my phone. So, I couldn't receive any calls/messages/video calls (who the heck uses Video Calls?)... so, yeah. When I jacked my SIM Card into my phone, a few messages came in. One of em' is the Singtel-sucks- Services. They told me that [V] tried to call me for 6 times, then I went like "Oh SH!T. She's gonna be damn angry... Oh SH!T." So yeah, I called straight away, and boo-yeah. She answered, and she sounded kinda happy. Looks like I'm safe.

Okay, so after awhile, I cooked my breakfunch (Hybrid of Breakfast and Lunch, Obviously) and I packed, guess who/what? That's right, you're getting good. My very own, "VAIO& Friends"and traveled to my sweet li'l Granny's house. Okay, slacked a little, wait till' [K] comes back home, and we played "BAND HERO DS"  I kinda pwned " First Date-by Blink 182 ", which you can see why, cause it's in my favorite songs list, at the bottom of my Blog. =) After a lotta SH!T, it was dinner time. I squeezed 4 packets of mayonnaise onto my rice. Whoooo Hooo, tasted goood. =)

So I carried on, and got back home and got myself a cup of Bubble Tea, and when I got home, my parents asked me to go to the 85 and have dinner there. I didn't wanna go, so I just said "I've eaten already, y'all go ahead!" so yeah. When they brought back a container of soup and some other foods, I came out. When they were all changing to their "home-style clothes" I accidentally dropped the soup container on the floor. Ohh-Major-SH!T. So yeah, after that, streamed two movies, and after that, slept.


That's All Folks,
ChinesePro, Signing Off.
Sucker         
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 11/23/2009

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