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Thursday, November 19, 2009

I Still Hate That Lift.

I've got a few, just a few words for that *censored* lift. Lousy, Crappy, Shitty, Slow, Noisy, *censored*, *censored* and last and not least, *censored*. I've NEVER in my Life taken such a Lousy lift, Seriously. The government really very damn extra lor, so much money, go make some reclaimed land la! Singapore so damn small, need more space! So some of the "L" plate drivers can go there and train, no need block our way. Still can make more shopping centers, and more places to hang out. Make lift for what siol!

Today when I woke up, saw [V]'s message, and when I was replying, [V] called me. Hahaha, so accurate. We then talked a long one, she also ask me to go out with her today. But I can't, so she became angry, again. *sigh* Always kena siol. Then after awhile, I helped my Dad to bring his big trolley of heavy stuff and equipment outta the house, and we waited for the damn lift. But when we realized that it wasn't coming up, I checked it out, and found out... Guess what? That's right, it was on MAINTENANCE! *censored* it! So my Dad carried just half of the things we've gotta bring, hand carried, by the stairs down, and went off.

After around 9 plus, went to eat dinner, at Siglap. My sis went off to a chalet, so yeah. Only three people. =) We ate at a new Italian Restaurant, quite good, the food. but the price is ain't that good, so expensive can? I also got to try some weird SUPER SPICY pepper sauce! It wasn't even a drop, and it was so stingy! I felt that, with every drop I take, a part of me just burns away in an instant. Haahaha, not really, but seriously. It was DAMN SPICY.



Guess That's All,
CSI:MIAMI Fanatic, Signing Off.

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