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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Screw Y'all, The Lift, And Megavideo!

Okay, today I seriously Screwed Up. When I was out with [V] today, I accidentally kicked [V]'s foot, while she was wearing slippers (and I was wearing sneakers) hard. And I -kinda- broke her nearly one-quarter of her Toe Nail... -Owch- I'm so sorry [V], I promise I'll be more careful!

Okay, so I literally slept at 5:03am yesterday, I was finding links of my movie, but all was Screwed up. So I searched and searched and.... Searched. So I had to go with... MEGAVIDEO. Horrible Idea. If you people even stream videos, you would most probally know MegaShi... I mean MEGAVIDEO, cause' it happens to have nearly Every Single Movie in the World. Sounds Awwwesome to you? And why do I hate it? Because they're BigDarnLairs.When you see the player, you'll think "Hmmm, looks HIGH CLASS." But once the Intro of the Movie is played, not even 5 minutes through, they will stop it, and a pop up will, well, pop, and say: " You have watched 72minutes of video. Please buy our membership and enjoy unlimited..." So guess what?
MEGAVIDEO, Screw You.

Okay, so I woke up at around 9:11am, so yeah, I had around 4hours-08minutes of sleep for the whole day. But why did I wake up so early? It because of.. *You-Know-Who*. So it literally went "Boom-Boom-Bang-Boom-Tong-Boom-Bang  -Boom-Boom-Boom -gotta get-get- Boom-Boom-Boom-" So I went outside, took my headsets and jacked in on, and turned on some calming music. But suddenly...
"So far so good it looks like, the time is almost near, Everything looks ship shape now and, Everyone will soon be here!"
I jumped up! It was so Loud! Hahaha, "The Shindig" Blasted Into my ear! Hahaha. Okay, so after a while, I chatted with [V] at we agreed to meet up. So we did, I took 17, this time, this bus had a delightful-delicious-aroma-that-smells-smelly. *Sigh*


We caught up, then walked for a long time, and then.... I accidentally Kicked her Toe Nail.  (0.O'')  Then she gave me the "Oh...Damn... Oww, Oww, Oww...." Face. So I went like "Ohh SH!T!! I'm so damn sorry, so sorry, so sorry! SH!T! Owwch, Is that painful, I'm sorry!!" And yeah, we stood there and we stared at her toe for like, 5-8 minutes... After that I bought her drinks, and then brought her home. So I went off, by my sweet buddy 9. After reaching my Granny's, played BAND HERO, and went down for some badminton Pwnage... It wasn't really any fun, so much wind... Damn the wind! Whoooo, damn, this is a long post. Okay, fast forward....
I went home, streamed movie, Slept. =)


Guess That's All,
FMStatic-Static, Signing Off.
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 11/24/2009

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