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Monday, November 9, 2009

I Hate Gay Stalkers

Hmmm... Okay, today I woke at around 10:12am? Hahaha, still remember myself shouting "Rise And Shine!". Hahaha, [V] was so tired, she couldn't talk! Okay, so I let her sleep for a little while, then at around 10:47am, I called back, woke her up, and we agreed to meet up. (YAY!) We met up, took bus 291, not really an empty bus, though. If only there was and empty (at least emptier) bus. Hahaha. I could draw on the backseat of the chairs. =]

Okay, off topic. Moving on, went to TM (again), went to eat at the weird Food Court (again). *sigh* After eating, we've got nothing to do, so we put chilli sauce, noodles, green tea and beef soup (?!?!) into my cup of Iced peach tea. Gotta tell ya', it tasted Disgusti... Not that bad, actually. Anyways, after that, came out of that Food Court, then amazingly, bumped into 2  GAY STALKERS. -SHIT- I'd rather bump into a Heard of Levitating, Shit Spitting Llamas then 2  GAY STALKERS!! We were then off, minding our own business, when they just took their Stinkin' Asses of that chair and stalked us, from shop to shop. This people really need to get a life, Damn. Short Bastard. I'll personally Wank his Asshole all the way to China, then stamp -MADE IN CHINA- up his Ass! After drowning their Stinkin' Faces into Feces (Hahaha!), we took off back to [V]'s house.

And yet again, as usual, took my long lost buddy, 9, back home. After that, went down with [K], chatted together, Bladed across the void deck, and got back. After reaching home, Mum called, went for dinner, and guess where? TAMPINES MALL!!! Hahahaa! Okay, ate some random Japanese thingy, then my and my Dad went to check out the price for the new game - BAND HERO.  Awwwesome!!  Hahaha, so getting that! Okay, came home, blah blah blah... (Some, disaster happened, but it's confidential, it's better now.) After that, played Arcanist with Joshua. Hahaha, today's a long long one, i know. =]


Guess That's All
Mr. Screwup, Signing off.
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 11/09/2009

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