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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Screwed Up Week.

Okay, I totally thought today was a Sunday, cause' I thought yesterday was a Saturday, cause' I thought the day before yesterday was Friday, when it's not, because I didn't need to go for training on Friday, but I usually need to. Cause' since I thought yesterday is Saturday when it's not, but actually today's Saturday and tomorrow is Sunday, but I thought today was Sunday which is wrong, because I didn't need to go to church today, because it's a Saturday, but I mistake today as a Sunday...

Okay, enough crap. So, I woke up at around 11:43am. Me and my family then got to some restaurant for breakfast, then after that, we WANTED to go to J.B. for just a little while. "We'll rest at home, then at 2:05pm we'll leave, kay?" said my Dad, with delight. =)  But once we started watching CSI:MIAMI, he started to snore and.... yeah. Ooohh, yeah! I totally completed my whole 5 seasons of CSI:MIAMI already, now I have nothing to watch already... Maybe I'll watch "LOST" =) He slept till 4:27pm, so we didn't get to go to J.B., maybe next week.


So, at around 7:01pm, my Sister smsed my Dad to pick her up form church, and then we went to Suntec for dinner. We ate at... Kenny Rogers I think... yeah, ate chicken. =) So yeah, then After that we went to check out "BAND HERO", "GUITAR HERO -WORLD TOUR-" and "DJ HERO"  prices and stats. It was around the same as anywhere else in Singapore or the World, so... yeah. After that, I went to buy the new flavored chips, "Grilled Shrimp" & "Soft-Shelled Crab" from "PRINGLES"  They do sound Gay and Disgusting, right? So... yeah, came home and watched "TWILIGHT", quite gay, but not bad, I rate it... maybe 3.8/5. Cause' Bella Swan called Edward Cullen   "BEAUTIFUL"   at one part, Freaked the sh!t outta me when she said it. After that, I slept. =)


Guess That's All,
Ranter, Signing Off
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 11/28/2009

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