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Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday the 13th

As you can see from the title, today's the FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH. Never believed that Crap. If there actually was "LUCK", then I'd most probably be Flying now. Since I'm obviously NOT flying, and neither are potatoes, this Crap is... well, Crap. Those that believe this myth, you'd really gotta Get A Life.

Only Lame, In-mature, Gullible little Losers will believe. Just like Elmo. Elmo Sucks! Those Girls that think Elmo is Cool, I've got 2 words for ya'! GROW, UP! How old are you? Still playing with Elmo. Eeewww, I consider Elmo more scary then Chucky, you know? You see Elmo's eyes Glowing in the dark, without any teeth, always Staring at you with his/her blood red stained fur, saying "I Love You!" That's scary to Hell, you've gotta agree. Oops, Nightmares for today, Elmo....

Okay, for today, I woke up, talked to [V], quite a long one. Then after that, brought "VAIO& Friends" to my Granny's house. [K] and I played Arcanists, then at 2:45, went off for a serious Training. Tired, but it was worth it! After that, came home, waited for my Sis till 10:00, me and my Mum went to 85, bought food, and went home. Ate, watched a movie, and Slept?


Guess That's All,
Sarcastic Guy, Signing Off.

P.S.   Please VOTE on the Left, Bout' what the next RANT should be about!!
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 11/13/2009

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