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Sunday, November 29, 2009

CSI:MIAMI!!

Okay today I was really tired, I woke up at around 9:48am, and I felt... Giddy and off-balance, per say. So yeah, I got to church, and I kinda fell asleep during the service a couple of times... Hahaha, today's service was talking about how to get to a Professional stage at whatever you're doing. It usually takes 10'000 hours of practice to reach Profession.  (0.o)  So the frequency of practicing will be
4 hours a day, 5 days a week for 10 whole years. Can you do that?

Okay, so after service, my parents got home, get ready for our trip to J.B., Malaysia. So we packed our snacks, movies money and.... yeah, a lot of stuff. And we then made our way to Malaysia. We'll, we brought "LOST 3" along, so we can watch it in the car while there were Traffic Jams. So... yeah. As usual, the Malaysian Customs SUCK (Purely No Offence intended to ANY Malaysian that reads this), so we took kinda long to reach over to the Other Side. Once we reached there, My Dad -ACCIDENTALLY- took a wrong turn... To "Woodlands". He, Basically turned back to Singapore RIGHT AFTER we reached Malaysia. My careless Dad... =)

So after that, we -FINALLY- got pass, back to Malaysia, and yeah. We went for shopping, and I got myself a "GUITAR HERO- ON TOUR" Game. Whooooo! Not really. So after that, we went for dinner, at a place I like to call,
"Places For Dinner Which Are Infested With Mutated, Big-Ass Flies Which Some Of Em' Look Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rest Of Em' Would Looks Like George W. Bush If Not Lady GaGa." (Again, No Offence Intended To ANYONE)
There was A BIG-ASS FLY. Okay, what ever... OHHH!! I almost forgot. I bought "CSI:MIAMI" seasons 7 & 8!!  AHHH!!! Hahaha, Okayokay, I'm talking too much, Cya!


Guess That's All
CSI:MIAMIFanatic, Signing Off

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