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Monday, November 16, 2009

*Censored* This *Censored* !!

Ahhh! Too bad I can't swear here. I would be delighted to Swear if I could. But can I?  Hell No.  If my Parents check out my Blog, then have all the *censored* and all the *censored* and last and not least the *censored*, then I'll be *censored*. Okay, that was really random, but I really meant that. Anyways, moving on. Today started out very *censored*. Actually more of *censored* than *censored*. Cool, I found the title of my post. Anyways, you'd probably not understand that part, cause' it's censored. Obviously. Okay, I'm off topic.

Back on topic, I called [V] in the morning, 10:41am to be *censored* exact. We talked, but [V] was feeling so tired, she couldn't talk, so.... yeah. I was talking to myself the whole *censored* time. *censored* *censored* *censored*. After that, I cooked curry chicken (random, I know.). I know, I know. Why the *censored* curry chicken, right? It's none of your business, you *censored* ! No offence intended. Then after that, we finally agreed to meet up. (YAY for me) So we met up, went to TM (*censored*, again...) and *censored* walked, walked and walked. After that, we went to S.C., and we hung out, for a long time.

After awhile, I brought her back to her void deck, and left. I didn't need to wait for *censored* 9 o'pal, cause' when I walked out, it was already *censored* there! Whoo Hoo! Never regretted being *censored* 9's *censored* pal. =) After that, went to my Granny's hanged out with [K], played Mario Kart, and yeah. Went home, ate at *censored* 85, and yeah. Watched a *censored* movie- as in a movie, not a porno- and... yeah. *censored* Slept.


Guess That's All,
*censored* *censored*, Signing Off.

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