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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

So Much For Exploration

At nine, [V] called, and my dumb ringtone blasted in my ear. It was so damn loud! Scared the shit outta me, but I didn't shit in my pants, really. Talk a long one, accidentally made [V] angry again. Shit. Then somehow I finally made her happy again. Phheww. Damn, she's damn hard to chi hou. But that's the challenge we've gotta face, yeah?

Then somehow, we agreed to go Tampines Mall. Got ready, took 17. No offence to the bus 17 driver, but his driving skills sucked. why must he jam-brake every time he has to slow down? And damn, the bus stank like hell, and I'm not exaggerating! After that we met up, and made our way to Tampines Mall. I think I already stepped on every single tile of that place, damn I'm bored of that mall.

But anyway, since "The Fifth" is coming, I gotta get [V] a present. I didn't forget, I just didn't have time to get [V] one before it came. So, she choose 2 rings. they looked quite cool, paid for em', and left. We then went to Starbucks again, got her a Java Chip Frapp, and a Caramel Frapp for me. But then she didn't like Java Chip. So much for exploration. So we switched our Frappes. Again, I brought her back, then took the same o' 9 back. this time, the bus was quite empty. Damn, i love empty buses! ALL HAIL EMPTY BUSES!!


Guess That's All,
The R.E, Signing off.
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 11/03/2009

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