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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Should've, Could've, Would've.

Woah, I haven't posted for damn long, like since 1753. Okay, I've been slacking from Posting already, should update more often. =)  Okay, I went to the Candle Light Service yesterday, and it was Awe-striking.  It was a Pre-Christmas celebration, and it was fun. We turned off ALL the lights in the EXPO Hall 8, and then the Senior Pastor lights up his candle, and then pass the fire on to the next person, and on, and on, and on. So, from a dark room of 8'000-10'000 people, became a room filled with little flames. Awesome.

Okay, as for today, I went to JB. The real reason that we actually went to Malaysia, is to check out my Dad's new GPS (For all you Dumb Dickwads, GPS means Global Positioning System.). Really cool, but sometimes it goes crazy, and he can't adjust the volume. One word explanation. CHINA. But still, it's damn accurate, and it's damn handy. So, we went to two Mega-Malls, they're pretty huge... that's why they're Mega-Malls. One of em' is as big as our VivoCity, another is... meh... Twice as Big. Over there, I bought my new school bag. Can't wait to go back to school!!
-shows excited face with practically no constipation at all-

So, on our way back, my Dad set his GPS destination to our home. It streamed all possible routes, and then, off we go. At one point, my Dad saw "Woodlands" and he just cheonged into the lane when the GPS said not to. Where did we end up? That's right, kiddo. We ended up in a closed road. He then blamed my Mum, (just for cover, I think.) and then he obeyed strictly to the GPS and we found a faster way back. All Hail GPSes.

Damnit, I've still got no sh!t of an Orc poop on what to get for Christmas...  Band Hero Wii/ DJ Hero Wii/ Guitar Hero 5/  iPod/ Media Players/ Cameras/ One way ticket for 2 to BeiJing, China/ A Starfish... ... That's just one of the things I not like bout' Gift-Giving occasions. I Don't Frickin' Know What To Frickin' Get For My Frickin' Self. Say that three times fast. =) I NEED SOME F-CKIN' HELP, DAMNIT!!


Guess That's All,
ConstipationAnticipation, Signing Off.

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