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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!!

Well, as y'all can see today, the First Of December, is my Dad's Birthday! So yeah, I woke up at about, 11:10am, and packed up "VAIO& Friends", and made my way to my Sweet L'il Granny's house, and then I and [K] went on Arcanists for like, 2 hours, then we went down to RollerBlade, and Cruzed my way to some Deserted Place near Temasek Primary, shot Pearls all around.

After that, I went for a Badminton game, played for like... 45 minutes. I'm gettin' good. =) Ohh, when we ([K] and I) reached there, we totally forgot to bring the shuttlecocks... so, yeah. Hahhaha, when I was typing this part of my post, some weird Beetle suddenly dropped onto my keyboard. Ewww! Sick as Hell =) After awhile, Dad called, picked me up and brought me back home. I had a shower, and followed my Dad and Mum to check out the price for some Seafood restaurant. Since it was DayLight Robbery, we changed restaurants, and we end up ate at Tony Roma's. The Food Was AWWWESOME!!

After chucking ourselves with Pork Ribs, we went to buy some stuff. we walked around, and We checked out SONY's new VAIO laptops. Looked cool, but since I already have one, I can't ask my Dad to buy another one. *Sigh* So I went home, watched "Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince". Dumb movie. Harry's getting old... Okay, Cya' peeps soon, Bye!


Guess That's All,
HERO, Signing Off.

P.S.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!!! ROCK ON!! =)
Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 12/01/2009

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