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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Nature's Just Awesome.

Today I woke up at... Malaysia. And we kinda overslept. We were supposed to check out by 12pm, and we woke up at 11:53am. Ooopps! So we cheonged, and we just Rushed down to the counter. And, like almost Every single Singaporean Dad, my Dad Scolded and Nagged at the Counter-girl like HELL. Asked for a discount, or compensation (B.t.w, if some of y'all don't understand this part, then you should read the previous Post.) So... yeah. We got 50 RM discount. Yup, just 50 RM. Which that is around $20++ Sing only. CHEY!!



Okay, after that, we went for breakfast, and we went to a Waterfall, a really Beautiful Waterfall. Drove a long way, like, 2 hours. But Unfortunately for the Waterfall, people have made the Waterfall into an Amusement Park, with a lot of -You-Know-What- kinda people swimming in it. ... Fags. There are some pictures of it by the left, unless you're a Blind Ass-Magnet. Hahahaha. But still, I feel sorry for the Waterfall. They also blocked off the Little entrance to the foot of the Waterfall, maybe it's dangerous. There are sharp rocks there. There's even a Log in the water. Hahaha


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So, after seeing the Waterfall being tortured by Black Snakes (No Offence), we went to another Far-Off place. A Beach, as you can see from the Right. A really nice place, but yet again.... *Sigh* There's a tree, standing on it's own there, and it's kinda weird. The sand is really fine, and soft. The Beach is famous for it's waves. They are really big, at least compared to Singapore's waves. These waves can go up to your Knee, unless you're A person with Gigantism. Hahaha.


Guess That's All,
NatureFTW, Signing Off.

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