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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Boring And Un-Interesting Days, #4

Okay.. So, this Post is gonna be Short. I'm really Tired, so it's Really Short. Probably even shorter than a Midget!! Hahahahha! Okay, that was mean, gotta stop being mean. =) Meanity* SUCKS. But unfortunately, the World's full of these   JERKS .... I mean People. But as y'all know, "Life's Ain't Fair, Not Even In Video Games." And that includes SIMS one, two, and three.

So I left my House to make my Journey Across Dangerous Obstacles, Mountains And Seas to get to my Granny's house, ON FOOT. Some of you might think, "Why The Heck Do You Keep On Going To Your Granny's House? That's So Lame." Well, let me help you Relieve your Doubts. Does It Matter Why I Go There? No, SHUT UP THEN!   Just kidding. Hahahah, It's Just That I needa Accompany my Granny, and I'll do more Stuff there, instead of being a "House Dinosaur". Hahahah

So I got home, went to 85, ate porridge, and went home, streamed a movie. Watched, and went to Sleep, hopefully. Cause' I'm Obviously not asleep yet. If I was, How the Heck am I supposed to type this Post for y'all to see? =) Ohh, Now I'm really in to Greek Letters, they look Damn Cool!!


Guess That's All
Φ (Phi), Signing Off.

*Meanity = Being Mean. Hahah...ha..

Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 12/03/2009

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