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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Damnit! & DEC 09' RANT

Okay, so like I've said on the previous Post, I had my "Friendly" Match with  Tampines Sec. Well, let's just say that that School's players have too much HORMONES. Way too much. They're in Sec 1 and they're as tall as A Penisaurous... Hehehe... Okay, whatever. Enough crap. I -WAS- supposed to play 1st Doubles today, but a Dickwad just has to pop up. So, I was transferred to 2nd Doubles. From "Potential win" to F-cked up loser crap. *Sigh* That Dumb Wishing Well made no Hell of a Difference. Obviously I lost to them, my Fag partner takes the quote "No Guts, No Glory" too seriously. But the bad thing is, that quote does NOT work on him.

Ooohh, today's also my Parents 20th Anniversary. Quite Pimpish right? =)  To celebrate that, My Family went to Clark Quay's Palm Beach. We ate this Super-Special-Awwesome  3-Cheese Baked Crab. It was Awwwesome. =) I also broken my Guitar Hero DS's Longest Streak today. =)  My Best Streak is - 460. Beat That! =)


-----DEC 09' RANT-----
Hippos FTW!

The Hippopotamus amphibius is an Awesome animal. At least that's what I think. =) I've got no idea where I heard this, but the Hippo Kills more People than Lions do. So Hippos are  Mean, Fat, Constipated Killers. Hahaha I also wrote a poem for Hippos! Besides that, I've got no Idea what to talk about. I shouldn't have put I as an option. Damnit. Anyways, This Is The Poem.


If Hippos Stand,
It's not a Shame,
I'd shake it's Hand,
and play a Game.
What will we Play?
A game of Crafts.
Which are not for Gays,
nor the Daft.
The time Start,
With some Paint,
Hippo Lets out a Massive Fart.
Then I Faint.


How was it? I tried to make it more rhymey and sound more Shakespearean. And that didn't really make any sense, did it? =) And It kinda sucked. Sucked Leopard's Di-ks. Damnit, Eww...





Guess That's All,
AntiFags, Signing Off.


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Slapped up here by Jerry At bout'... 12/16/2009

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