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Friday, December 4, 2009

Blame My STM's.

Okay, so for today, I woke up at, 12:33pm. And I Totally Forgot to pack my stuff for my stay at... Again, Malaysia. I needed to miss Badminton, and need to write a letter, to prove that I'm not lying. LAME, LAME SH!T. Adults nowadays.... They ask, and expect too much. "Expect the Impossible". But C'mon. Common Sense will lead you to think Not the Impossible Impossible. Just the Possible Impossible. You get it?

As most of y'all know, there's a SUPER BIG amount of Pirated stuff there. You can't even tell if the Dried Mangoes there are Genuine. So yeah. Ohh, the hotel room my family booked, was Upgraded to a Suite, F.O.C. Haiya, somehow I just don't get how my Mum does all these stuff. Or maybe she.... ....  Nah, no way! Hahahaa, Okay, so me and my sister went and check out the Shopping Mall there. My Dad went to set up some... Sound Systems at some place for somebody. But look at the bright side... Ooopps, I forgot. There Is No Bright Sides, On  Indians  Hahaha. (Once again, No offence Intended.) Okay, maybe there is. He left us 40RM... Yup. 40 RM. But Guess What, my Sis and I Bought Lunch At Pizza Hut, a movie and Gum with that. AMAZING.

After that, we went back to the hotel, and we watched "IMAGINE THAT", for a little while, and then when my parents came back, we just... went back to the same mall for them to eat lunch. *Sigh* We bought a lot of stuff, went back and watched "LOST 5". And when we were watching that, Ironic-ism  strikes. The water pipe of the Hotel burst, and there are no water for the whole place. What The Heck.


Guess That's All
Ξ (Xi), Signing Off.

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